Working at a sewage plant must be a really crappy job.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShotgunDogFarts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Really crappy joke:

So I went to my neighbour, who was an old lady. I said to her : Would you like some help around the house

She said : Oh yes, you can paint my porch

I came back to her 2 hours later and then said: Well, I’m done, but just to let you know, it’s a BMW, not a Porsche.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReggieCactus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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What did the cop say to the criminal when they met in the restroom?

> "Hey! Urine trouble!" "If you come clean now we may shorten your punishment

 

 

> That was a really crappy pun

 

 

> I should just flush this joke away

 

 

> I bet you're really pissed at me for this, but don't shit on me

 

 

>I should cleanse myself of these puns

 

 

^Maybe ^I ^should ^stop ^now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeRp_Meister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2016
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My pizza came back to haunt me from beyond the digestive system.

It was in a really crappy mood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alex_of_Bree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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If 2020 was toilet paper it would be 1 ply...

You know it’s going to be a crappy experience but you don’t really have a choice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgreebwooder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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My buddy lost his job at the sewage treatment plant

He said the hours were really crappy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hbsquatch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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Dad just dropped this one without even cracking a smile.

Brother: (Telling a story about how a kid threw his poop at his work (he works with kids with psychological disorders)) ...And so that's why there's that poo-stain.

Dad: I think I saw them in concert once, must have been '82.

Me (playing along): How were they?

Dad: They were really crappy...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maphillips
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2013
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