How do you humiliate a reality t.v. star ?

No one knows.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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No escape from reality
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
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After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...

...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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In reality every person is a terraphil

It's a scientific fact: you can never be so attracted to an other person as you are attracted to the Earth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NECRONOS89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.

The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Oldie but a goldie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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The harsh reality of soup court v.redd.it/gb9mcsnnk9a51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/observer2017
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Most of the attractive, single women I meet, are divorced...

From reality.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What reality show is popular on the holodeck of Deep Space Nine?

Keeping up with the Cardassians!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Asked my son if he and his friends, were playing the latest Virtual Reality game.

Son: VR

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mdchris19
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Humans are scared of hippos because they're violent and responsible for hundreds of deaths per year, when in reality, people kill way more people per year...

...so that’s just being hippocritical...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Which kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thishotleafjuice
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Could you imagine a reality where every container you opened was filled with German sausage?

That's really the Wurst Case Scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Where do lizards go to fix their fallen tails?

The retail shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxtailavenger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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It took a lot of balls for my friend to go on the Reality TV show called β€œEmbarrassing Bodies.”

Three, to be exact.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What kind of tea hits the hardest?

Reality

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πŸ‘€︎ u/multiplefroggs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Snack pack to reality
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flashmanMRP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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Reality is often disappointing...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zCatMan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Based on reality

I come from a long line of procrastinaters, I'll tell you about it later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFridge6
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I cant believe how far virtual reality has come in my lifetime

Its unreal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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TLC had to cancel a new reality TV show that was set inside an airport.

The pilot didn’t take off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What do you call a virtual reality raft?

Oculus Drift

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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My 7 year old proudly said dad I double knotted my shoe.

I said, "You did not." She glares at me, "Yes I did." Me, "You did knot." She grudgingly accepts reality and stomps away, head shaking.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Why did the unicyclist give up on virtual reality?

It was Two Wheelistic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LandCruzer94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Hey kids! I put that Waze app in charge of my music playlist.

It keeps telling me to take the Backstreet Boys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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They've created a new paternity reality show

It's called, "who's loin is it anyway..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkazen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mairiphinc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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If Commercial space stations become a reality... reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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With so much madness in the world today, I'm trying hard to Compose myself...

But I'm going to need a minuet to get a Handel on things, so please Holst on. There's no Haydn from reality, even if I can't stanza much more. I'm guessing the current madness originated in Britten - possibly during the Brahms age. Alas, I'm so Bizet writing my Chopin Liszt I will have to get Bach to you later when I'm Abel to compose my thoughts on how to overcome. GRRRRR.... I keep forgetting to purchase rainbow Schubert and must write that down. I also have to fix my microwave which Baroque earlier today when my son tried to Satie some vegetables. I do wish he would've refrained. Oh, I still have to go to the Barber as well. But, I digress... Once the madness calms down I hope y'all can Ravel in the moment. If you don't understand it, though, that's okay - it's all Grieg to me and I don't want to cause y'all any additional Strauss.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I bet they'll eventually make a reality TV show about robots who hit on underage humans, and it'll be called

To CAPTCHA Predator

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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I"m having trouble getting into that new reality show about the chiropractors...

wayyyyy too much backstory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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This subreddit needs a reality check.

http://i.imgur.com/eU1iqtu.jpg

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2016
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Food puns
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They should make a new reality show like Restaurant Impossible or Bar Rescue, but add a judge like Judge Judy...

and call it "Food Court."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2014
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What do you call a fight between E.T. and a nerd with no social life?

Alien vs Redditor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I asked my fighter friend if I can imagine a reality where he attacks me with a magical burst of energy

He said sure-you-can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2BitThief
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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Caught in a landslide...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funkgun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Bee keepers have the prettiest eyes

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cunt_Puffin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2017
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There is a new reality show where flat earthers are trying to find the edge of the world.

They will be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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I just watched a reality show where flat earthers try to find the edge of the world.

Unfortunately the finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What kind of tea hits the hardest
          Reality
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