A list of puns related to "Ready To Go"
And I was just too excited to even hit her with the joke. It was exactly like when Dwight said βwhatβs updog?β
The son comes to meet by the front door, and starts shaking his head in disbelief. "Dad, why do you have to wear stuff like that, a Hawaiian shirt, socks with sandals and that silly hat! You're always embarrassing me with your terrible fashion sense!"
The dad responds, "Well son, I have been meaning to tell you this for a long time. I think we are just very different people, because you were actually adopted."
"YOU'RE not my REAL dad??!!?"
"No son, I'm your Faux Pa"
An βon-colβogist
She said Namaste
"Well then, you'd better wear your own!"
This is my thyme to shine
Yes car go
I said βWell yes, but to be fair, it is a small bathroomβ.
"No, actually we'd like to stay and eat"
I was born ready.
unfortunately I came up empty
The tour would start "ride" on time
Me: "A cemetery... huh?"
Dad: "Yep. I guess you could say people are dying to get here."
Me: "sdjfiojsdiofajdiafjioadsjf" slowly dies inside
You make sure the kids are ready and Alpaca the bags.
She said: "I need to find a necklace to tie these shoes together"
Me: "You should really use the laces for that"
Me: Digital Potato.
Youngest: WHAT!?
Eldest: What is that supposed to mean?
Me: iYam.
Bonus: Later that day eldest states she has the urge to replay Portal 2.
I couldn't find my other sock. I asked her to stand up in case she was sitting on it and said, "Unless you want me to go off all half-socked."
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