My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I was reading a book about an immortal horse the other day.
It was impossible to put down
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Someone said I wasnβt very smart because I never read anything. Well it so happens I was reading an article just the other day
It said Juicy.
Turns out it was an article of clothing.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I have an addiction to reading pop-up books, so I went to the library the other day to pick up some proper grown up books to look at. I have to admit there was some good stuff there, ...
... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I was reading today that Kevin Bacon and Daniel Day Lewis are making a movie together
It's called My Left Footloose
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︎ Oct 09 2020
So I walked into my daughter's room with a tape measure the other day, and she was lying on her bed reading a book. I stood in the doorway and started slowly extending the tape measure, all the way across the room, until it touched her cheek. "What??" she asked me. My response...
"I'm measuring your patience!"
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︎ Aug 24 2019
I was just reading this story about a guy who went through several tough breaks in life and couldnβt get ahead. One day he just stopped talking and his only way of communicating was through hand and body motion.......
Poor guy turned to a life of mime.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Don't bother reading that "ultimate" workout blog. "You won't believe" their advice is just to walk 1,000 meters a day.
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︎ May 20 2020
My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day...
Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out "60 Watts - Made in China".
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︎ Sep 17 2016
The other day I was reading that alcohol can have terrible effects on your wellbeing.
I immediately decided to give up reading
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︎ Jun 23 2019
Every day, my professor starts her class by reading to us the important news of the day. Today she didnβt show up.
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︎ Jun 21 2019
I finally got around to reading a book about planning my day...
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︎ Aug 22 2019
I was naturally excited to have stumbled upon this sub, the goldmine of dadjokes. Couldnβt wait to use one of it...so one day while I was browsing, my son asked what was I reading? I took a deep breath of absolute euphoria and satisfaction, grinned widely and said, βThey r/dadjokes.β
The son said, βWhatβs slash dad jokes?β
Kids, right!
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︎ May 12 2019
I love Harry Potter but after re-reading the chapter the death-day party I realized something
Nearly headless nick was a very poorly executed character
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︎ Jan 14 2019
I was reading a book the other day and a man started adding dirt to a farmers land.
Thatβs the point in the book where the plot thickened.
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︎ Apr 01 2019
Reading to my 5 year old the other day when this picture came up, and my wife said βhe must be dropping a log.β I think Iβve trained her well.
https://i.imgur.com/gCd9CRy.jpg
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︎ Sep 27 2018
I was reading Looking For Alaska the other day
Dad: I don't want to spoil much but it's just left of Canada.
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︎ Jan 20 2014
My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so
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︎ Mar 12 2021
My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day.
Not really relaxing as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out β60 Watts - Made in Chinaβ.
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︎ Jun 11 2019
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