Raking Leaves Puns

A list of puns related to "Raking Leaves"

My blonde aunt broke her leg raking leaves.

She fell out of the tree.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Mar 01 2021
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If you rake a leaf pattern, you leave a rake pattern.
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👤︎ u/luleigas
📅︎ Nov 13 2017
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A couple of my favourites...

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes one them? So that when they dock, they can Scandinavian.

And then these work as a one-two punch:

I started a business building yachts from home...sails have been going through the roof.

And before that I had a business clearing the fallen leaves from people's backyards. I was raking it in.

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👤︎ u/Tel-aran-rhiod
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why did the casino groundskeeper get fired?

He thought the 2.5% rake policy applied to leaves.

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👤︎ u/UmphreyMcCheese
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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The wife just rolled her eyes.

I was raking leaves in the backyard.

Wife: Boy there sure are a lot of leaves in the yard.

Me: I know, its unbeLEAFable!

Heh, I still think its funny.

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👤︎ u/FistofNorris
📅︎ Jan 15 2014
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Dad joked my dad.

Dad: "if you're not doing anything can you rake up the leaves?.... Actually don't worry about it, I'll do it later"

Me: "so I should leaf it then?

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👤︎ u/luklux
📅︎ May 19 2015
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