A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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There’s a new drug going around that is nicknamed β€œangle”. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and don’t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.

I guess I’m just too square to try angle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopTarnekPop
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.

I told him they were the letters of recommendation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargedMedal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonaSavage17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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You don't often see "turtles" spelled T-U-R-D-l-e-s

because they're an endangered feces

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Whatever you do, don't take a, s, r, d and add them to i, r, s, t, and e, and then stir...

That's a recipe for disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2016
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Chandler from F β€’ R β€’ I β€’ E β€’ N β€’ D β€’ S is full of 'em

Frankie the Tailor: How long do you want the cuffs? Chandler: Ah, as long as I have the pants I guess.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2015
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He's schwimming!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RikM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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