A list of puns related to "R V Williams"
William DeFriend
"William."
They need to stop Robin Williams
Everyone knows the story about William Tell shooting an apple off his son's head but not many know that the Tell family was huge into bowling, even joined a league. Sadly, the records weren't kept safe and to this very day we have no idea for whom the Tells bowled.
I was really disappointed when I found out it wasn't a William Shatner biopic.
His real name is William New Year’s Eve.
And said “make me one with everything”
-Robin Williams.
It is a well-known fact that William Tell and some members of his family were members of a bowling league. Unfortunately all the records from back then have disappeared so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
What would William Perry’s nickname be, if he played for the LV Raiders?
Fridgerator Raider
...and that’s why the management at Williams Sonoma sternly but politely asked me to leave and never return.
Employee: Of course sir. Which one?
Me: William.
My favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire.
Because William Shatner
Dad: William.
Which was owned by William Shakespeare
Unfortunately he chewed on it so much that I can't say it's 2B or not 2B
Because William Shakes Beer.
A while ago, there were some friars who needed to raise money, so they opened up a flower shop. Across the street, there was another flower shop that had already been open for a few years. Afraid of competition, the owner politely asked the friars to sell something else in heir shop. They refused. People liked the new flower shop better, so the first shop’s profits started dropping. Concerned that he might go out of business, the owner of the first shop asked the friars to close their shop. They refused. Some time passed, and the first shop was on the verge of bankruptcy. Desperate, the owner begged the friars to close their shop. They refused again. Then, the owner of the first shop used the last of his money to hire a hit man named Hugh Williams to beat up the friars and trash their shop. He did, and when he was done, he told the friars he’d be back if they didn’t close down. Scared for their lives, the friars agreed, proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent Florist Friars.
Some Background Info
On March 4, 1841, William Henry Harrison became the 9th President of the United States, with John Tyler as his VP. Exactly one month later, Harrison died, leaving Tyler as the 10th President of the United States. Tyler was elected as a Whig, but chose many Democrats to work in his administration, and often made decisions in the Democratic favor. This made the Whig party angry, and while the Democrats liked some of his actions, they didn't love him. At the end of his presidency, the Whigs were not going to support reelection efforts, and the democrats just liked other people more. This earned him the nickname, "The President Without A Party."
The Dad Joke
At the very end of his presidency, Mrs. First Lady wanted to have celebration. She invited lots of people over, and they all had a good time on Tyler's lawn. Tyler stood on his balcony, looking over all the people have a joyous time when he announced, "Never again can anybody say that I was a president without a party!" and giggled his way into retirement.
"Which one?" she asked.
I replied, "William."
Cain didn’t kill his brother Abel until after he had killed their other two brothers, Edward and William Nigel. To be fair, they practically volunteered to be killed; after all, they were Eddy, Will N., and Abel.
Patrick Fitzwilliam & William Fitzpatrick
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
I have a few examples of what I'm looking for. I like them, but I'm sure the power of Reddit can come up with some that are even better!
William (Bill) Ding
James (Jim) Nastics
Bart Ender
Ted Manwalkin
Gustavo (Gus) Undheit
As you can see, they don't even have to be straight up puns when said normally, but their common nicknames lend themselves into it. Anyone have any more good ones? Bad ones are appreciated too, lets all have a laugh!
Serena Williams: It’s Venus.
Interviewer: I’m sorry Venus, could you put Serena on the phone?
Situation: My wife was having a conversation about the Oscars, and Pharrell Williams was mentioned.....
Dad: So, is that Will Ferrel's alter-ego?
Edit: formatting
They are always signed!
Credit goes to my young nephew (future dad) William
I told him, "Oh, just Robin Williams."
Waitress: "Can I get you anything else?" Friend: "Yeah we'll take our William." Waitress: "?" Friend: "Our bill."
can your friends do a robin williams impression? do they need an agent?
Grace, an Aboriginal woman falls in love with a convict called Ed.
Grace's brother, Wilangorga ( commonly known as William) is known for his anger and hate for the English.
That does not stop Grace seeing Ed any time possible.
One night William is out hunting near the town and sees Ed and Grace together
Caught off guard , He tries to scare Ed away so William Shakes Spear.
Some monks set up a cart and began selling flowers for funerals in front of an Irish Catholic church. The bishop was displeased as selling funeral arrangements was a source of revenue for the church so he hired his very large friend Hugh McWIlliams to chase them away. For weeks Hugh stood guard and the monks didn't return until the bishop decided that the matter was resolved and relieved Hugh of his duty. The very next day the monks returned with their cart of flowers and it was at this point the bishop realized: only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Robin Williams. The dead version I guess, since you gave me the option.
His real name is William New Years Eve.
Guy: Of course sir. Which one?
Me: William.
My favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire!
His real name is William New Years Eve.
His real name is William New Year’s Eve.
It’s William New Years Eve.
He said, “Of course. Which one?”
Me: “William.”
Bookstore guy: Of course, sir. Which one?
Me: William.
The guy said, “Of course. Which one?”
Me: William.
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