Quail Name Puns

I’m single but I’m not usually into nature names (besides Winter) however I think Quail (type of bird) would make for a pretty good unisex middle name. What do you think?

He is my only male out of 5 quail. His breed is Fairy Falb-Fee.

The others are named: Magic Jinx Hocus Pocus And Voodoo (she passed away, but she's probably ghosting it up. Who knows.)

Now, you may think he must need a magic related name, but I've been going over magic related names for months and still haven't found one I like.

Food names are always close to my heart, along with weird horse names. (Horse names as in... how horses are named, if that makes sense. For example, I'm tempted to name him Certified Small.)

His personality is skittish and meek. He is bullied by his girlfriends, I don't know why lol. He doesn't trust me, and for a very long time was trying to find a way to bust outta here. Now he's finally settled in.

I'm getting many more quail this spring which is why idrc about keeping the magic theme going. They're all pets by the way, though the eggs are a big plus. :3

Quail are ground birds depending on the breed they range from corturnix to the thought to be extinct Himalayan quail which is rarely seen.

They need lots of care and require attention every now and then, they are social birds, not to be kept separately

I am very passionate about my quail and love them with all my heart.

http://i.imgur.com/BHmwdli.jpg here's one of my Corturnix, his name is Joel.

Thanks so much guys that was really fun, I'll so be doing an update IAmA when I get into it Pm me for tips or just to chat

Or Quadratic Quagga?

Or Questing Quetzalcoatlus?

Or Quixotic Quokka?

Or Quirkish Quelea?

Or Queerist Quillback?

Or Qabalahic Quahog?

Any of them would be quaaludically quackers enough :)

/u/cdodgec04 is his username

Sorry to see you go quail, you're welcome back anytime! Seriously though please come back I want to drop wayne he is scrub

Mods, Dodge and I talked about this last night and he said he messaged his captain about it so hopefully we fit within the rules

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Date: 2013-08-21

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Exonyms exist.

There has been considerable efforts to spread misinformation in r/pakistan by a few individuals over the past couple of years. Generally they are pretty lazy but every once in a while these individuals put great effort to misrepresent facts. One of the most recurring theme in r/pakistan is that "India" actually referred to Pakistan historically until the British.

I won't link the reddit post directly but I'll post the medium article: https://medium.com/@ancientpakistan/is-pakistan-the-real-historic-india-3eba493e0886

The entire post starts with a misrepresentation of facts: > Unfortunately European colonialism played a big role in how the term “India” was misused and mislabeled. To discuss this more in detail, we first need to define some basic terms:

• > When “Republic of India” is mentioned, we are referring to Bharat or modern-day India (1947 to present).
• > When “India” is mentioned, we are referring to its historic definition (the Indus Valley in modern-day Pakistan) as cited in Vedic, Persian, Greek, Macedonian, Arab, Chinese and Roman sources

Here the author takes liberties with the historical usage of the term India. It's funny the author wrote an entire article to debate the term India but conveniently ignores the singular most prominent book about "India", Indica by Megathenes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indica_(Megasthenes)).

Here is except according from History of Antiquity: > After the army of Alexander of Macedon had encamped in the Panjab, the Greeks could give more accurate accounts of India. Megasthenes assures us that India reached in breadth, from west to east, an extent of from 15,000 to 16,000 stades (1940 to 2000 miles), while the length, from north to south, was 22,000 stades (2750 miles);[28] and in these distances he is not very greatly in error, for, measured in a direct line, the breadth is 13,600 stades (1720 miles), and the length 16,400 stades (2050 miles). To the north India was bounded by lofty mountains, which the Greeks called Caucasus, and the Indians Paropamisos (Paropanishadha[29]), and Emodos, or Imaos. Emodos, like Imaos,[Pg 22] is the Greek form of the old Indian name for the Himalayas, Haimavata (Himavat).[30] In India there were many great mountains, but still greater plains; and even the mountains were covered with fruit-trees, and contained in their bowels precious stones of various kinds—crystals, carbuncles, and others. Gold also and silver, metals and salt, could b

At the end of Godblight, Roboute Guilliman is >!killed by Mortarion using the titular disease. Roboute is then resurrected(again) and proceed to burn a part of Nurgle's Garden. Most believed this was the !<Emperor possessing Guiliman, like how some believe he did to the child in Plague Wars. But I have reasons to believe otherwise. My personal theory is it wasn't the Emperor who possessed Guilliman, but his[Guilliman's] presence in the Warp. Think about it, Guilliman was the only primarch whose location was known to the Imperium. His body was a pilgrimage site for nearly ten thousand years. The Imperial Cult deified him as a demigod; Guilliman, the Emperor's Avenging Son.>! Earlier in the book, he talks to his Aeldari counsel about the nature of gods and the Emperor's divinity. Natasé remarks on the effects of faith and on Guilliman's own divinity:!<

>The gods of the warp are more ephemeral, and more diverse in type. Many are mere concentrations of feeling, some were once mortals themselves, before the belief of others changed them. The gods of my ancestors were of both sorts, I believe, though this is not the only philosophy propounded by my kind, and I have heard many heated debates on the subject. It is impossible to say now, for our gods were slain when we fell, and even if they could be asked, they would not know the truth of it, for the truth would change anyway, as it must, according to the beliefs of those who had faith in them...
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>...'But if the people of the Imperium ceased to believe in the Emperor, He would not vanish,' said Guilliman. 'He has a physical presence, even now. He sits upon the Throne. By that measure, He is not a god.'
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>'How can you be so sure, simply because He existed before He took to His Throne? You base your supposition on the idea that He was actually a man to begin with, and that He did not lie. You also suppose that what sits upon the Golden Throne still has a mortal life, and would persist should His worship cease,' said Natasé. 'Did I not say there are gods who were once mortals? These beings become focal points for belief, and belief begets faith, as the pure gods of the warp do, those that are consciousnesses which emerge from the othersea. The difference is, for gods who were something before they were gods…'
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>Guilliman raised an eyebrow.
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>'Hypothetically speaking,' said Natasé smoothly, 'not assuming that is what happened to your father – in cases l

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

As the title says, the full HoOD lore is finally available. The English version is below, along with my personal interpretation, as well as some things I noticed when comparing the translation with the original CN, in brackets. A summary of the events described, in chronological order, comes after, followed by a TLDR of what we can confirm about him so far, as well as what we can expect to see.

Of course, do expect spoilers for the story up till now, as well as possible spoilers for future development.

Credits to Wangsheng Funeral Parlor Discord for the artifact description text, and JakeFromStatefarm#5828 for discussing this with me and smoothening out the ideas.

(These were sent to me as text files with the numbers as file names. I’m not sure yet which artifact piece each number corresponds to, so I’ll just use the numbers as they are.)

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Amenoma, Kyoushin, Isshin, Doume, Senju.

These were, once upon a time, the five branches of the Raiden Gokaden,

But today, only Amenoma still maintains its line of succession.

While the Isshin line can just barely be said to have extant descendants.

In the eyes of the people, this is just the natural result of the ravages of time.

They never once suspected that such sudden falls from grace might have some hidden mystery behind them.

The wanderer would never admit to this.

He would never admit that he had done this as an act of revenge against the bladesmith.

Nor would he ever mention the truth,

That he had abandoned his schemes halfway because they had suddenly become dull.

He would only say, in that tone of voice he had learned from a certain researcher: (Dottore)

"It was all just a little experiment into human nature."

In Inazuma's traditional theater, there is a certain character known as "Kunikuzushi."

Such characters are often schemers and usurpers of nations.

At the end of his wanderings, he chose this name as an act of his own will.

And as for the name he had once used, even he no longer remembered it.

It is a norm in Inazuma's traditional theater to join the names of a play's three acts together to form the play's name.

For example, "Sumirezome," "Sangetsu," and "Kogetsukan" come together,

Thus forming the play "Sumirezome Sangetsu Kogetsukan." (The play that talks about Torachiyo)

Perhaps a day will come when this body's adventures, its experiences,

Will become tales to be passed along by mortals, distant memories that flow through the

Hey everyone! I just wanted to say thank you so much for all the suggestions and help you've offered and offer an update. I have went around and asked for feedback on the eggs, and I've even got a repeat customer through this! Mostly, I was handing eggs off as gifts to...less than what my target mark is, and it shows.The weightlifter, a coworker enjoyed, but his budget is not up to consistent buying.The family man, another coworker, didn't event try them. >\ Didn't trust that eggs unrefrigerated were safe, so I suppose that was partially my fault, even though I explained.The assistant store manager enjoyed and as she is now recovering from PCOS surgery and needs to change diet, these are perfect for her.The biology professor, enjoyed and is the repeat customer, buying some to take out of state to gift to a friend.The chinese buffet restaurant owner was not interested, but language barrier was an issue. I was trying to explain that the eggs were not for the buffet but for personal, but that didn't get anywhere. He did not take any free.

I figure I should aim at the reasonably affluent women in my area, rather than the anybody/everybody. Still willing to sell hatching eggs though ;>

I also have a batch of new customers due to my partner putting up on their schools bulletin board that we are selling, and I have sent a follow up email requesting these new customers their opinions, still awaiting replies. I also purchased some egg scissors in minibulk(20) to offer with them. Wholesale they were $1.77 for me to purchase, so I'm offering them $4 for one off sales, and 3$ with two future orders. Otherwise I have been similarly following up with those who bought hatching eggs and it's been neat seeing my eggs hatch in someone else's hands.

While asking for help on r/BenefitMarketing didn't go very far, my current boss is a bit of a tech wiz and has offered me some space on his servers to host a website and to snag whatever domain I want. I have to come up with a name. I had started with Masosn's quail/ Mason's quail co., but that just sounds... dumb. Any suggestions?

Screamy Chicks for your time:

https://reddit.com/link/c4mhst/video/p97e8lwaoa631/player

TL;DR: took your suggestions, got another boom, need naming suggestions.

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---Disclaimer: This story may be triggering to people who suffer from simple/complex anxiety and/or PTSD. Please read on at your discretion. I didn't [] Tcakqaal's use of 'hell' because I thought it would break emersion, know that she is using an equivalent of 'hell' in the abstract sense, not actually referencing the Abrahamic afterlife of torture---

---Loneliness---

---[13 years] BF (Before Fluffy)---

The galaxy… is vast!

It contains fourteen billion terrestrial planets, of those, half are lifebearing, of those, one in a hundred are currently host to a permanent sapient population, of those, only a little over thirty thousand are cradleworlds of sapient species, of those, one… is a deathworld.

Lightyears separate stars! The size and quantity of objects that can move through the void without being detected is immense!

This was a lesson my polity, the Galactic Union, learned hard… all too recently!

Around [20 years ago] we discovered that our society had been cohabiting the galaxy with another domain…

This wasn’t the normal First Contact situation, where we’d find a species bound to one planet, maybe with a few extrasolar colonies!

They had a territory that already made them the most numerous single species in the galaxy.

Hundreds of planets and 1.7 TRILLION souls!

And they’d been hiding… right under our eyes and, yet, in the last place we’d look for them!

On deathworlds!

Worlds where the gravity is high enough to crush our silicate

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat