Guys, I've heard that 2019 fought with 2020 and 2021. But...

I've heard that there will be another fight. I think the winner will be 2022.

Expansion of the joke by u/Ramzee24

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VattghernGeralt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I think my coworkers getting tired of the construction jokes I've been working on…

A group of us were walking by a building expansion that's been under construction for a while when one of my coworkers said, "Look! They're installing the large glass windows on the front!"

I couldn't help but say, "I guess that's a pretty clear indicator they're making progress!"

There may or may not have been a face palm afterwards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mapkar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2016
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Is the solar systems rent out of this world?

I heard space is expansive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ursppachulli
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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A friend of mine owns a Chinese restaurant in Korea.

He's been having some real trouble finding investors willing to back him in an expansion, even though his current business model is doing really well and Sichuanese food is a real hit in the capital.

Apparently it's a long way to the top if you wanna wok in Seoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basquefire
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2014
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My Dad was in his cosmology class

his professor was blowing up a balloon to demonstrate the expansion of space. After inflating it on the last blow it burst. He asked if that was the "Big Bang".

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