Puerto Ricans Puns

A list of puns related to "Puerto Ricans"

If Kim Jong Un married a Puerto Rican girl, his heirs would be called

Kim Jong Un, Dos, Tres..

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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I'm going to open a Puerto Rican restaurant.

It'll be called Dish-pacito.

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👤︎ u/elRobRex
📅︎ Feb 07 2018
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Need a name for a pig with Mexican influence that's a pun. Can anyone lend a hand?
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👤︎ u/neozan
📅︎ Jan 09 2016
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Dadjoking at the job

My co-worker Jose is Guatemalan. We usually joke on each other about our respective races but I refer to him as everything but Guatemalan. Mexican, Puerto Rican, Ecuadorian etc.

Today he pulled a stupid move at the end of the day. "Jose! Ya stupid Bolivian" "I'm not from Bolivia!" "Really Jose? Because I don't Boleev-ya"

Annoyed anger and squinted eyes were his only response.

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👤︎ u/elcielo17
📅︎ Mar 13 2015
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Whelp... don't know what I expected

Reading a TIL post to a group while chatting after dinner "there are more Puerto Ricans in the USA than there are in Puerto Rico" Dad says "it's the same with Ireland" Me "what more Irish in the US than---" Dad "yea than there are in Puerto Rico" God dammit...

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👤︎ u/iBlood101
📅︎ Oct 26 2015
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