Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Buenosdillas
My oldest coin would between an Achemendian Persian Siglos minted between 425-375 BC, a random unidentified Greek Coin minted between 500-30 BC, or A Sikyonia Bronze Dove feeding coin minted between 500-146 BC. I have a Celtic Bronze Ring that some think could been used as a currency due hordes of them being found made out of bronze, silver, and or gold. If that turns out to be a case that ring could be my oldest coin, 800-50 BC. I have bought my coins from Littleton Coin Company and Vcoins. The Bronze Ring came from History Hoard. However my oldest near exact coin would be my silver Tetradrachm from the regin of Ptolemy IX, it was minted in year 1 of his reign in 116 BC, I hot that coin from vcoins. My oldest dated coin with date clearly on it is a 1737 coin.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
Why
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! ๐ Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
โBOOMโ?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
free
Because his Visa didnโt work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
