A dwarf psychic robbed a bank today.

The news reported that there's a small medium at large.

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Earlier today My dad asked me what a midget psychic who has a warrant was called.

He said it was a small medium at large.

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👤︎ u/WeaponX69
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A short psychic broke out of jail earlier today.

There's a small medium at large.

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There was an article in the newspaper today about a midget psychic that broke out of prison.

The title was "Short Medium at Large"

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I dare you to read this

What tree do you wipe your hands on? A palm tree!

I heard a scary math joke, but I’m 2^^2 to tell it!

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Last night I got mugged by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.

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I called the animal shelter today and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said "Are they moving?" I replied "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."

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What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller!

What do you call a 3 foot tall psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large!

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19 and 20 got into a fight… 21.

My friend told me, “People who sell meat are disgusting!” So I said, “Yeah, well people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!”

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I’m going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.

Most people are shocked to find out how terrible an electrician I am!

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Did you know that on average, people want three covers on their bed at all times? But that’s just a blanket statem

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My coworker, some days it is hard to know when the joke is coming.

On at least a weekly basis, he will come up and start talking about something. Usually it isn't until half way through I realize he is working it into a joke. They are dad jokes through and through. Figured I would start sharing them as they happen.

So there was a prison break today. They haven't caught him yet. Apparently he is a psychic and a midget. The media is reporting there is a small medium at large.

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