In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
The plumber told me.
Now I’m two hours late and I don’t even like Jim Carey
I de-liver
"Me too! I have my fingers crossed!"
She’s dead and berried.
She looked lovingly at me, eyes welling with tears as I continued, "And today is the day!"
When they go low, we get high.
He was a bald faced liar.
For my highschool, Prom is this weekend. A group of friends asked the guy behind me in class wether or not he was going. He said no. He then said...
"I promise to go next year"
Then I turned around and said...
"Oh. You... PROM-ise to go next year?"
He said yeah then went back to work. 5 seconds later he slowly looked up at me with the "really?" Expression.
Worth it.
It means nothing if you don’t make the word count
Moses says, "NO WAY!" But God said, "YAHWEH!"
Touch wood.
I live in South Carolina, sort of near the coast, and Hurricane Florence is headed this way. My two youngest children--total cowards--were helping me clear out all of the storm drains and curb gutters on our street to help the expected 10-20 inches of rain drain as best they can. Any time any insect flies past them, they scream bee and run away screaming. I'm talking like they're afraid of butterflies. My youngest says that Winter is her favorite season because all the bees are dead.
So, we finish up, and I go inside ahead of them, making them put the shovels away, and I hear, from inside, them running and crying/shrieking across the front porch and inside the house.
My youngest, amidst her sobs, says, "It was as big as a baseball" and holds the one I keep on my desk up for comparison.
I think make the B sign in ASL with both of my hands, stand up and say "BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ" at them while they run away in fear, and when the middle child says, "THAT'S NOT FUNNY" I keep moving towards them with my B hands while saying, "DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST LET YOU BEE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
I'm a great dad.
For the rest of the year
....to take the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
We were looking at alternative metals, and we both agreed that the meteorite ring was not only the coolest looking in general, but the fact that it came from space made it a clear winner.
Her: "Maybe I should get meteorite in my wedding band too so we can match."
Me: "So you know what this means? It means that our love is out of this world!"
He was playing with his toys. I asked him for something that's blue and he gave me a blue block. I asked him for something that's red and he gave me a book.
But I'll make a conscious effort.
...just so I can leave the comment "surely Opie will deliver"
