Print On Printer Puns

A list of puns related to "Print On Printer"

True story: I wanted to print a dozen copies of a document, but selected 'Number of Copies: 12' on both MS Word and the printer itself, just to be sure. Turns out, it treated that as 12 times 12 copies.

I soon discovered that I had made a gross error of judgment.

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.

We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.

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👤︎ u/VeryOriginalName98
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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Getting a printer

For our anniversary my wife requested a printer/scanner. After doing some research I tell her that Brother would be a good brand to get.

"The one I'm looking at is black. That's a little bit racists, right?" Her face doesn't change, an indication that the joke failed and just to move on.

So she asks me if the printer has cables.

"Nope! It works through the wifi so you won't have to worry about wires! You can even print stuff from your phone!"

"Oh. So doesn't that mean I can't hook a Brother up?"

I was so proud of her.

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👤︎ u/Kupy
📅︎ Jun 18 2016
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Black & White

Employee: Does the printer print in Black & White?

Dad(Boss): Only Black, the white is already on the paper

Employee: Nervous Laugh

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👤︎ u/swole_volm
📅︎ May 30 2014
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