What’s the difference between a doctor and a priest ?

When the dr touches your nuts it’s strictly business.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Why did priests heal wounds before doctors?

They're men of the clot.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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A priest, a doctor, and a biker walk into a bar...

They said it really hurt.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Shoe puns

What kind of shoes does a Ninja wear? -Sneakers

What shoes does a skater wear? -slippers

What shoes does a Lumberjack wear? -Timberlands

What shoes does a doctor wear? -Sholl’s

What shoes does a priest wear? -don’t know but I’m sure it’s got a Sole

I’ll see myself out

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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