A list of puns related to "Pretty Girl Rock"
I read it about 2012 or earlier but it was from my school library so it might be quite old. It was a proper chapter book with maybe a yellow front cover. Pretty much all I know is in the title.
I'm a guy in my mid 20s, about 350lbs, full beard, kinda burly. I've recently started running and have been stuck at close to a 16 minute mile for a while now. Well, last night I went for a run at my local park like normal, but instead of walking and taking a break where I normally do, I kept running. And I kept at it. So when I finished my first mile I did it at 14'55''!! So I kept running! And it sucked! But it was awesome! So as I'm coming up to the home stretch a new song comes on and it's Keri Hilson's "Pretty Girl Rock." I guess my sister added it since we share an iPod, but I was like, "Whatever! I'm gonna own this song like I'm owning this run!" So I started going faster and singing it to myself. And I see where my trail ends. So I speed up and start singing a little louder. So right as I'm on my last sprint I just bust out with the chorus, "All eyes on me when I walk in, no question that this girl's a 10, don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!" And I ended up finishing the run with a 15'20"! Hell yeah! I know it doesn't sound like a good time, but it's the fastest I've run so I'm stoked.
I take off my headphones and start to unlock my car when I look up and see that the softball game that was happening in front of me had stopped and people were looking at me. I was so focused on the run that I didn't realize I was doing the Pretty Girl Rock in front of a bunch of kids and their moms. Whatever, haters gonna hate.
tl;dr, Did the pretty girl rock in front of parents and their children, but it's not my fault so please don't trip.
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I Miss the Misery by Halestorm
https://osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/987591#osu/2065921
Would be nice if i could get a few mods
A commonly-held belief is that pretty women are hated by other women because they are viewed as a threat/competition, but I know some beautiful girls who are loved and treated really nicely by other girls (and it seems very genuine).
What are your thoughts?
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