She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
..do you just get exhausted ?
I’m surprised at how far I’ve come.
Just thinking about it gives me chills.
She wants you to be more Roman-tic.
I guess she wears the pants in the relationship.
For context I work in a prison as a nurse. The other nurses were looking up charges for one of the inmates and hes in for capital murder. One of the nurses asks, "Whats the difference between capital murder and just murder anyway?" to which I was quick to say "usually a bigger M"
I guess Ive been a dad too long now that it comes natural
...well, actually, the full statement was “you’re pretty annoying”, but I only focus on positive things.
Tomb Raidy
They have their own scales
It's always jammin', mahn.
Jack and the beans talk
But he was 0K.
The last straw.
Because all you get is the Anne Aesthetic
Luckily the neighbor hit me with a few good jokes as we got home! Cheered me right up!
You could say he stahl
A heroine addict
but now I’m in the lapse of luxury
Absolutely nothing.
But for now, stay at home and do it with the one you're married to.
... and as you can see, they were Wright
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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“YOU, ow?” The cat replied in disbelief. “ME-ow”
Oh, no, wait, she's back. She just went for groceries.
Because in this case hindsight is actually 2020
All you have to do is wait, eventually it’ll crease to exist!
Next year is looking better. Unfortunately the one after that is going to be Twenty Twenty too.
Well, she actually said, "You're pretty annoying", but I choose to focus on the positive things.
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
