Pre Sales Puns

A list of puns related to "Pre Sales"

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

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👤︎ u/Sarcastic-being
📅︎ Aug 08 2021
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Saw an airbed for sale yesterday listed at 2 prices, one for the airbed pre-blown up and the other with no air in. Unfortunately, they sold out of the the one with no air in so I had to fork out for the more expensive pre-blown one.

Stupid inflation, always driving up prices.

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👤︎ u/Bigg_UN
📅︎ Jul 17 2021
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There's a sale on pre-sharpened pencils

Can you imagine all of the shavings?

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👤︎ u/ImClumZ
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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Donald Trump is reportedly banning the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

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👤︎ u/Throwawayn019283
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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