I got banned from /r/DadJokes for submitting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
Heres a classic
What do you call a person who eats cereal every morning
A cereal killer
(I know it's not very original but I wanted to post this classic)
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad
Edit- got this off the back of a cereal box but damn love raking in this new text post juicy karma.
My toddler asked for Life cereal
I obliged and poured a bowl and set it in front of her.
Toddler: "NO! I don't want the square cereal!"
Me: "too bad, that's life."
(Posted this once before in an ask Reddit thread about dad jokes, but felt I should share it here as well.)
