Post Cereal Puns

A list of puns related to "Post Cereal"

I got banned from /r/DadJokes for submitting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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Heres a classic

What do you call a person who eats cereal every morning

A cereal killer

(I know it's not very original but I wanted to post this classic)

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👤︎ u/MineMinecrafft
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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It's a USB: A Universal CEREAL Bus
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👤︎ u/ObamaCare2
📅︎ Mar 20 2017
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open toad

Edit- got this off the back of a cereal box but damn love raking in this new text post juicy karma.

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👤︎ u/Driddle07
📅︎ Jul 21 2016
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My toddler asked for Life cereal

I obliged and poured a bowl and set it in front of her.

Toddler: "NO! I don't want the square cereal!"

Me: "too bad, that's life."

(Posted this once before in an ask Reddit thread about dad jokes, but felt I should share it here as well.)

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👤︎ u/jbarron81
📅︎ Oct 03 2016
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