What is the difference between an Australian pop star and Jesus on the toilet?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Doc, every time I smell Mexican food my heart races.
Doc: Sounds like tacocardia.
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︎ May 13 2021
Imagine if Aladdin took place in Italy and when he finally finds the lamp and gives it a good rub, out pops...
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︎ May 04 2021
I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
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︎ May 07 2021
A two-star officer was so vain about how good he looked in the updated uniform...
...he ordered all flare guns to be loaded with an action figure in his likeness. That's right:
the Very model of a modern major general.
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︎ May 16 2021
Puns for a food admirer
I want to design a custom apron for someone who likes admiring food for how it looks more than how it tastes.
So far, I've thought of the following:
- in-food-uator (like 'infatuator' / infatuation)
- food-mirin (this seems kinda low effort lol).
Any more ideas? TIA!
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︎ May 05 2021
I'm so proud. My 12-year old told this joke during dinner: What degree does Dr. Pepper have?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Disney just announced a Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover
I'm looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.
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︎ May 10 2021
I just heard that Snap, Crackle & Pop, Tony the Tiger and Capn Crunch have all been killed.
Sounds like the work of a Cereal Killer.
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︎ May 09 2021
What do you order when you donβt want to share your food?
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︎ May 05 2021
Breaking News: K-pop band BTS has sued Phillips and Bose Corporations
Apparently their music was not audible in their noise cancellation headphones
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︎ May 16 2021
I used to have a job crushing pop cans
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︎ Apr 25 2021
What do pirates store their food in?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Is there a company thatβll deliver food to your old girlfriend?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Bilingual food puns? I THINK YES. Hereβs one my fellow Canadians or French speakers might enjoy...
etsy.me/3nSI0bo
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︎ May 06 2021
European food puns
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What does every Star Trek fan ask for from a mobile network?
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︎ May 11 2021
A student baked a loaf of bread for foods class.
At the end of the class, his teacher returned the loaf and told him that he had gotten an A.
The student said: βThanks, thatβs just what I kneaded.β
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Help me out: need some rockstar/music themed food puns for my 3 year oldβs birthday party!
Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. Weβll be serving:
Chicken nuggets
PB&Js (in the shape of guitars)
Veggie tray
Fruit tray
Water & juice
Iβm struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have
Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isnβt even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know π Help me out if you can think of any more!
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︎ Mar 25 2021
what do you call two friends who like the same food?
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︎ May 10 2021
Cute food pun!
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Another Cute Food Pun!
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︎ Apr 16 2021
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I'm no fan of Indian food
To me, it's a naan starter....
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︎ Apr 10 2021
I saw a pack of gummy worms that said βNo artificial flavor.β
Who buys gummy worms hoping theyβd taste as close to real worms as possible?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
My husband says he is leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
I said, βPlease donβt go, honey. Youβre the Obi-Wan for me.β
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︎ May 04 2021
What's a math teachers favourite food?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
βSorry Harry, unfortunately we have to cancel your Vietnamese food deliveryβ
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pho Nix.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What kind of food is in the air
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
(I'm not sure if this is a regional restaurant but I assure you it exists.)
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What's the Titanic's least favorite food?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Stars War
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︎ Apr 18 2021
I own a solar powered food maker.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Which Star Wars character works in a restaurant?
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︎ May 06 2021
This popped in my head a few days ago. Why did the baker freak out after his latest project?
Because what he made was stolen!
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I ran over a nail and popped my tire when my wife and I left the farmers market.
I should have bought asparagus.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Like in Star Wars, things will work out for you
With Luke on your side.
Always look on the light side of the life force.
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︎ May 13 2021
What is the best day to cook food?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
I suspected my teenage son was sneaking food, but nothing prepared me for when I entered his room unannounced
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Don't go to fast foods in America they are scamming us.
My kids meal didn't include any kids.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Our Chinese food came without any cookiesβ¦
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and thinking to myself....
Where the fuck is my roof ?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on my mobile and the feed shut off.
I got a text from my mobile provider saying Iβd exceeded my monthly Data allowance.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
What's the highest rank in the popcorn army?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
How does a food critic keep their identity a secret?
They use a Nom Nom Nom de Plum
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︎ Apr 26 2021
I need hammer-food puns
I work at a bar
The theme is hammers.
Give me your best dishes/names/puns.
Go!
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