Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AKhakiNerfHerder
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Pop Culture Breakdown Live | Scarjo Settles Suit with Disney | James Bond | Indy Anna Groans! youtube.com/watch?v=g9cWb…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greyhuk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2021
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Pop Culture Breakdown Live | Scarjo Settles Suit with Disney | James Bond | Indy Anna Groans! youtube.com/watch?v=g9cWb…
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Pop Culture Breakdown Live | Scarjo Settles Suit with Disney | James Bond | Indy Anna Groans! youtube.com/watch?v=g9cWb…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greyhuk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2021
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One that made the wife groan

A few weeks ago I was talking to my wife about how our taste buds have changed since we were kids.

I said "Yeah, I still can't handle mushrooms though, they are awful"

Her "I don't know, mushrooms have grown on me"

Me deadpan "Well, you should probably shower more often then."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parmenion87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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*groans* oh my.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
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Managed to elicit some groans while watching suicide squad

I'd gone to see the movie with my cousins and there's a scene in which croc is doing a lot of push ups. So I whispered to unlucky cousin sitting next to me, "he's a member of a gym called crocsfit". That look of pure disgust is what I live for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sid3091
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Why is it that in DC, whenever they reintroduce the Joker to Batman (aside from Letto), everyone loses it, but when the prospect of reintroducing the Green Goblin to Spiderman pops up, everyone pretty much groans at the thought?

Personally, I think GG is Spidey's most iconic foe (aside from maybe Venom and the guy who killed Uncle Ben) and I don't understand the sheer hatred for him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomLuzur
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Now that I really think about it, Finn coming out at Summerslam as the demon, eliciting a huge pop (insider term), generating positive internet buzz and establishing the demon as powerful again kinda sucked.

DAE 1 star!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrinBalor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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His Highness does not appreciate sky water on his body, and has opted for expressions eliciting maximum sympathy reddit.com/gallery/rpkehj
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eliznalikestea
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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Bitcoin sells off after $44K resistance tap, eliciting scrutiny from options traders cointelegraph.com/news/bi…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salt-Shop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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I work at a HQHVSN clinic. This is a feral cat named George; he used to be super feral, but in his old age he started eliciting human attention, probably because he realized he can't live outside at night during cold Ohio winters. He sleeps inside the alcove to the clinic during the winter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pythonidae_love
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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Eliciting twitches

It’s been a month since I saw my neuro and was cleared and it’s been up and downs since then regarding my mental health. Some days are good and some bad. Today is a bad one because of a left forearm hotspot.

During my visit with the neuro, he tapped my left forearm and it elicited a twitch, and he made no big deal of it and I didn’t either but this hotspot and that article on the guardian (https://www.theguardian.com/news/2016/aug/04/perils-being-your-own-doctor-als) are making me anxious.

I know I’ve seen some people here show their neuros the eliciting of their twitches and they were also unimpressed. What is the truth here? Should I be concerned?

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[REMINDER] The person I wanted to win this fake fight didn't win, so I'm angry! This means the show sucks, not that it's actually doing its job by eliciting an emotional response out of me! I don't get worked, btw!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilJamieEllsworth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2021
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Juan Soto lets out a loud groan of discontent after popping up a hanging breaking ball; in contrast, Corey Kluber has a pretty big grin afterwards. streamable.com/f2c1u4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Have-Four-Balls
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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What degenerate card do you run that elicits the most groans?

For me it is without a doubt [[Humility]]. I think they are plotting my murder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d3adr3d
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2017
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New Gamers Eliciting Help

Now this isn’t a gripe, but I wonder why I see so many players new to From software in this and other sub-reddits asking for help with items, builds, game progression, and other, far more specific, guidelines. I’ve always played each game blind then gone to guilds in NG+ to help find the hidden areas and items etc. If nothing else surely they realise they’re going to play each game multiple times so who cares if you β€˜mess up’ the first character?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KobiDnB
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HearTomorrow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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Being understimulated and eliciting strong emotions by listening/watching sad/emotive things?

I have noticed this behavioral pattern I do in the evenings. I work from home and I'm quite shy, yet I feel like there is this kind of hyperactivity and energy bubbling under the surface that I've completely shut down.

Anyway. In the evenings I noticed that I do two things, the first is comfort eat junk food. It gives me a high to know I'm being unhealthy and 'bad' and I find the food kind of numbs me too. After that, I usually crave some kind of strong emotion, sometimes I crave a good cry or a feeling of awe or happiness or excitement. I have set videos or songs I have saved and I've noticed I go back to them when I'm craving some kind of emotion. For example, I will sometimes watch soppy wedding videos on Youtube, or babies being born, or listen to sad songs. It's like I crave some kind of emotional stimulation to make me feel something.

Does anyone relate?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ablushingrose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2021
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Elicit groans from your students with this portmanteau named activity. It is a Bibliography, but for videos! teacherspayteachers.com/P…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duke_Sucks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Possibly news, Dave comes out against regulating tech companies to force them to platform speech (partly by way of a particularly groan-worthy attempt at one of the three pop culture references he's capable of - the others being Thanos and Star Wars of course) v.redd.it/4v99a2ofnq051
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BreadTubeForever
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Your dairy dose of groan
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On 12/4/2021, Trump mocked the top US general and called him a "f**king idiot" over the Afghanistan withdrawal, eliciting cheers v.redd.it/po416hxmnq381
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πŸ‘€︎ u/menorahman100
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2021
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No-eyes-Ali with eliciting content yet again. She’s always so β€˜busy’ but β€˜gets nothing done’. We get it, you’re not any different from millions of people. Nothing special nor worth documenting. I’m so bored of her
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blondebumpkin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2021
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Tips for eliciting β€œr” under COVID-19 Guidelines

Hi all,

I apologize for any formatting issues as I’m on mobile. I’m hoping somebody can give me some ideas and/or tips for eliciting β€œr” during COVID times.

I have a student (8 years old) targeting β€œr”. He glides consistently and I haven’t found a context where he correctly produces it or approximates it. He is able to discriminate /r/ vs /w/ and single sound and word level. We’ve been working on this sound for several weeks but I have not been able to elicit it as of yet.

Things I have tried: -multiple videos demonstrating appropriate tongue placement -KARLA method -shaping long β€œe” to form β€œr” -shaping /l/ to /r/ -β€œeureka” method (placing β€œy” before r) to encourage proper placement

I wish I could get in there with a tongue depressor to give some tactile cues as I think that’s what this student really needs. However, that isn’t possible given COVID-19 safety guidelines. He’s clearly getting frustrated and I don’t blame him. Im at a loss as to what do. Does anybody have any suggestions?

Thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepuzzledpeach
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2021
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I tried to make a groan pop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KitKatLinda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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God I’d love to kiss Marge’s massive chins! I love how you can see it continue to swell and fill in where the button popped! Her groan during this moment is so sexy too!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfusedFetishist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2021
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SMRT VIGILANTEH'S view on Muslim's loyalty during war is eliciting heated response. Some have already made police report.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/luffytheOGgaan
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Whenever humans hear about β€œThe Game,” for some reason they groan and get angry at the entity that mentioned it.

And why do those entities laugh at humans’ distress over β€œlosing The Game”?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hacktheself
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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Why do you sometimes get random memories pop into your head that are so embarrassingly painful that you involuntarily shout/groan/"Aaaahhhhhhhnoooooo!"?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tommytenkay
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Got an excellent Dad joke in. My wife's groan shook the walls.

I had a late night last night, insomnia sucks, so my wife took the two year old and put on tv to keep him entertained while I got a third hour of sleep in.

They let me sleep late. So I come out of the room and little guy is watching happy feet for the second time today (it's his favorite movie). Wife tells me so and without missing a beat I say "ah, we're one viewing away from a happy yard!"

It's not all that funny but I'm proud of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigYonsan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Possibly news, Dave Rubin comes out against regulating tech companies to force them to platform speech (partly by way of a particularly groan-worthy attempt at one of the three pop culture references he's capable of - the others being Thanos and Star Wars of course) v.redd.it/4v99a2ofnq051
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BreadTubeForever
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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I thought you guys would also appreciate this...or groan as much as I did at least. I baked a lot of bread and cookies today, so I was remarking about that to my partner. "Yeah" he responded. "You went tofu!" [no response from me other than a blank face] "You know, instead of ham, you went tofu!"

Honourable mention to: killed two tofus with one stone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jillianjiggs92
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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Got the groan of approval for my dad joke

My wife and I were out walking the other day and we were trying to get home pretty quickly to beat the rain.

We were passing through the park and passed a man walking 2 dogs when I said the rain is getting close. My wife then said "yeah I've been seeing a couple of spits" to which I replied:

"Uhh, I think they were a different breed, but I could be wrong"

I heard the most disappointed groan from her, which is music to my ears!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QueanbeyanPride
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2021
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Opinion: the elephant scene in "It Takes Two" was way more effective than the "No Russian" scene in Call of Duty at eliciting a gut wrenching "I don't wanna do this" feeling
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doodlleus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2021
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Ivanka Trump elicited groans and hisses on Tuesday from some members of the audience at a conference in Germany after she defended her father’s attitude and record on women, calling him a β€œtremendous champion” of families nytimes.com/2017/04/25/wo…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoremusJessup
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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Laine just buried a heavy one-timer during power play practice eliciting many β€œwhoooas” from observers at #CBJ practice. twitter.com/dmaetzmedia/s…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnonCommentary
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2021
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Clustered around the radio in snowsuits, waiting with baited breath. You cheer, your mom groans.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/5_Frog_Margin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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Eliciting contributions to the breeder review post!

I wanted to post to encourage this sub's users to tell us about their experiences with breeders in the stickied breeder reviews post! We do still have members of the community who reference it, and it would be helpful to have some of our active users participate. Thanks to you all for being such a kind bunch!

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