What do you call a bear who's crouched over and grunting?
Pooh bear
Why did Winnie the Pooh quit his job writing obituaries?
He didn't like being the bear of bad news.
They say when confronted by a bear, the best thing to do is play dead, so when I came face to face with one in the woods the other day, I accidentally played dad instead...
Now it can ride a bike without training wheels...
What happened when Winnie the Pooh grew older?
He hit pooh-berty...
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear pants?
So he can pooh bear
