Police Related Puns

A list of puns related to "Police Related"

Before quarantine my father loved to tell jokes related to the context, he said police jokes to policemen, bar jokes in bars, dad jokes to other dads etc... And he misses it

Now it's only inside jokes

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👤︎ u/Lorettooooooooo
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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Police are investigating a murder in which the victim was shot with a starters pistol.

The police think it's race-related.

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👤︎ u/elwheelio
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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Most of my relatives are police marksmen, except for my grandad who was a bank robber.

He died recently surrounded by his family.

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👤︎ u/1963Jan
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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Have you heard of the guy who got shot with a starter pistol?

Police think it was race related.

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👤︎ u/Mick3y6
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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Breaking News: A man has been shot with a starter gun

Police think its race related

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👤︎ u/Crocharlie
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. [X-post from /r/Jokes]

Police think it might be race related.

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👤︎ u/ChuckieC
📅︎ Jul 27 2015
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My father comes out with crap all the time, but this one is something else.

'Did you hear about that shooting in Hounslow? Yeah, they closed the shop and everything: some guy had a starter pistol and was threatening to shoot everyone.'
<the sound of my mother and me shocked and putting on BBC News>
'The police said it was race related.'

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👤︎ u/wcrp73
📅︎ Sep 18 2015
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I was hit with this recently

Apparently someone has been shot with a starter pistol at the athletics track

Police think it may be race related

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👤︎ u/350ZisBae
📅︎ Aug 18 2014
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