Why did the police officer arrest a duck?
The duck was selling quack
Why did the police arrest a cup of snow?
What did the police officer arrest the cow for?
The police came to arrest me after I tried to play my cat like a violin
They are charging me with Kitty Fiddling
Police tried to arrest some jeans....
they just couldn’t get them cuffed.
What did the police arrest the hospital patient for?
He was under cardiac arrest
I called the police because a man was screaming about large bodies of water and outdoor storage units, but when the police arrived they couldn't arrest him, as he denied everything.
It was a real "He Said Sea Shed" situation.
Police arrest albacore abusers...
All part of the tuna-lick fringe.
What did the St. Louis police say when they couldn't arrest a man placing snails on people?
It's about slime we caught this Louisville slugger!
Why did the police officer arrest the turkey?
Because he suspected fowl play.
The police arrested my daughter claiming she had burnt our house down.
The police arrested water because it was wanted in three states
The police arrested me for being a helium balloon.
They held me for a while but eventually let me go.
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion
If found guilty he'll be given a real tough sentence
My local paper said the police arrested the energizer bunny
It said they charged him with battery
Almost got arrested by the police.
They have found some Coke in my fridge.
The police arrested two kids yesterday during a protest. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating firecrackers.
They charged one, and lit the other off.
Police arrested a midget croupier this morning.
He was a small arms dealer.
The police have just turned up at my house and arrested my dog.
Apparently he had unpaid barking tickets.
A child psychic who was arrested for shoplifting has escaped police custody.
It has been reported that a small medium is at large.
I saw a student getting arrested by the police for plagiarism.
A women was getting petrol at a petrol station and spilt some on her arm.
She rubbed the petrol off and drove away. While on the road, she lit a cigarette and her arm caught on fire. Concerned, she started waving her arm out the side of the car.
Amongst all this, the police pulled her over. "What am I under arrest for?" The officer replied "for having a firearm"
A store clerk fought off an armed robber with a labeling gun
Now police are looking for a man with a price on his head.
A Saudi Arabian captain was warming up his ships engines before heading out on patrol, when the religion police came and arrested him and his crew...
They were charged with "Idle Warship".
What did the electrician ask the police officer, when he got arrested?
Police Have arrested a man for going to craft stores and dipping his testicles in the glitter
Police just arrested a lurker with a knife hiding in people's sleeping gear at a popular camping site.
He was charged with criminal in-tent.
I was arrested by the grammar police for not using the full stop correctly.
I’m now looking at a long sentence.
Why was the hero arrested by the police?
The police arrested a group of men at a stand up comedy show
They were charged with manslaughter
A young man steals his neighbors prized steer on a dare but is caught and is arrested by the police.
He is taken to the police station and handcuffed to a table and left alone. A while later his father arrives at the station and sits down across from him and says,
“Cow could you?”
The police arrested a musician for murder.
Apparently, all he ever thought about was violins.
Why did the police arrest the duck?
The police arrested my daughter claiming she had burnt our house down.
A police officer arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states
Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion...
...they say he will be given a tough sentence
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion.
They said he'll be given a tough sentence.
Police arrested 2 kids yesterday
One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off
Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.
I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.
Police arrested three kid's yesterday...
One was drinking battery acid, two were eating fireworks...
They charged one and let the other two off
Police arrested two boys today. One was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one, and let the other one off.
The police just showed up at my neighbor’s house and arrested their dog...
Apparently he has to many unpaid barking tickets.
Timmy cooper classic: Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
The police just arrested the Energizer Bunny
He was charged with battery.
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