Polar Bear Christmas Puns

A list of puns related to "Polar Bear Christmas"

My Dad’s latest Christmas brunch joke: How do you catch a polar bear? You cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle some P’s around.

When the polar bear comes up to take a P, you kick him in the hole.

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