My daughter was wearing head phones and plugged the jack in to one of the holes in my belt...

...We were walking through the lounge room with the cord still plugged in to my belt and I said to my wife, "Hey baby! Look at me! I'm a walk-man!"

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👤︎ u/brad-corp
📅︎ Sep 25 2017
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Not sure if this is a "dad joke" but my dad did it years ago and I just got it.

This was about 10 years ago. We went on a picnic and my dad was eating baby carrots. He kept cutting three rings in his carrots and my mom kept yelling at him saying it was inappropriate. I was eating baby carrots and I just realized he was making the carrot look like a butt plug and kept winking to my mom about it.

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👤︎ u/zazzles23
📅︎ Apr 28 2014
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