It was much better than any of the recipes in it.
It only costs 1p to get into the local aquarium, as long as you're camping, or dressed as a dolphin.
So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!
Pretty soon she'll be ready for a whole branch.
We were talking about flying planes when one of my friends told a story about how another plane that was significantly faster than his passed him.
Him: "Yeah, man, they flew right by us!"
Me: "Well yeah, how else are they gonna do it?"
I was pleasantly surprised, yet strangely disappointed, to find them laughing instead of groaning.
So a couple days ago as I was leaving work I get a phone call from a friend of mine who I shall call k during this story
Now K never calls people so I was surprised that he was calling me, and was even more surprised when the first words he said when I picked up where, βAcriloc youβre a bad influence on my brother.β
I was shocked at such an accusation, wounded even and asked why. K then proceeded to tell me how when he was at work he slipped on a recently mopped floor and fractured his arm. A coworker of his dropped him off at the ER where he decided to text his brother C, someone whom Iβm friend with as well, while he waited.
C asked if K was ok, and how since K works in a kitchen whatβs he going to do if he canβt use his right arm for a while. K then told C how he tends to practice using his left arm just in case anything like this would happen, and though he wonβt be able to do everything he did in the kitchen heβll still be able to work and help out.
C responded with, βI guess all that practice came in....handy.β
Causing K to burst out in laughter in the middle of the ER waiting room, filled with people who are in pain and not having a pleasant day. The amount of death stares he got from people as he was laughing while trying to point at his phone and explain heβs laughing because of a lame joke his brother sent him was quite the sight to behold apparently.
Apparently I am to blame for all this because C used to never make jokes like that until he met me since I try to find any excuse to make a dad joke.
