Why did the non-binary prospector head out West?
Because there was gold in them/their hills!
You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?
A lot of conflicts in the Wild West could have been avoided....
....had the Cowboy architects just made their towns big enough for everyone.
You know, out West they're started to ban those big round bales of hay you see in that field over there..
.... The cows aren't getting three square meals a day.
(Also, to those who tell dad jokes at every opportunity, I really appreciate you. As a person who grew up without the joy of a pops embarrassing me with terrible jokes, I was always bewildered by the stereotype. Recently though, I've been taking a microeconomics course I was dreading having to take and my professor has "big econ dad" energy. There's a joke every few minutes in his lectures and they give me the energy to keep going. You are appreciated. Even if your kids, spouse, partner, friends, strangers groan at you, undoubtedly someone out there really appreciates your goofiness).
Why do people from West Russia take their time in the bathroom?
Because you don't wanna be Russian while European
Today I learnt what Yoda was short for,
Because he's got little legs.
How do you know when you’ve contracted West Nile Virus?
When you start walking like an Egyptian.
Playboy are coming out with a new magazine, especially for married men.
Every month it's exactly the same woman.
I wanted to get some stock for this comedy studio
But most people called it a laughing stock
Did you know Danny DeVito has a cousin from the old west?
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
A German was given FL Studio.
What do you call a redditor from the west?
The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...
In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Biden’s karate studio would be called...
What does Kanye West wear when he is sick?
I am going to open a paint studio with the Grim Reaper.
I am going to call it Brush With Death
What does Playboy use to print their magazines?
While traveling out west I found a house made of adobe...
Not sure who would build a building out of that company stock...
If Kanye West becomes president
The world will be more hip and hopeful.
I recently moved from California to West Virginia and discovered both have the same squirrels.
Except here, they’re in the freezer and buckshot is a side dish.
What do you call a yoga studio with Wahlberg, Zuckerberg and Hamill?
Apparently, Kanye West has ended his Presidential campaign.
And just shortly after starting it too. But you know how the saying is: "Yeezy come Yeezy go".
What Studio Ghibli film is not in stereo?
A girl opened a studio called TatTat. When asked what the name meant, she replied...
Why did kanye west go to the hospital?
The tide ebbed as the moon set in the west...
I made a mental note to pick up more detergent next time I'm in town.
Dora and Diego visit the North West in winter
Dora and Diego travel to the Pacific Northwest in the middle of winter. Suddenly they realise that there is a problem with their car, so they quickly pull into a nearby garage. The mechanic comes out and asks them "so what's wrong with your car?" Dora replies:
"Wiper no Wiping!!"
What did they call bacteria in the Old West?
Sting’s studio was broken into, thousands of dollars worth of gear stolen
Now the Police have no leads.
I Laughed West At This Pun
I told my wife Sierra I was Ghana visit West Africa
She said she’d Benin that part of the world before and she did not want Togo again. I was persistent about going so I left Sierra Alone.
I had a friend who started crying and said he somehow once saw the sun rising in the west instead of the east.
He thought it was upsetting.
I don’t trust people on the west coast who don’t like seafood.
There’s something fishy about them.
How did Kim Kardashian inform her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye?
North, things between West and me has recently gone South.
Why did the non-binary prospectors head west?
Because there was gold in them/their hills
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely....
.....if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
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