The defective plant

A guy walks into a bar carrying a potted plant and orders a beer. "What've you got there?" the bartender asks. "It's a Venus flytrap. But I think it's defective, do you want it?" the guy tells the bartender. "What's wrong with it?" the bartender asks. "When I bought it, the label said that the plant will 'Eat bugs and flies,'" the guy replies. "That thing hasn't left its pot once."

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👤︎ u/Firegoat1
📅︎ Feb 02 2022
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