A list of puns related to "Pizza Pizza"
They knead the dough.
Food puns anyone?
Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
EDIT: Thanks for the awards, y'all!
"You're a pizza sheet"
It cuts like a knife.
Nothing!
Nevermind, it's to cheesy.
Me: do you want ranch or blue cheese? 3yr old: ranch is for horses
Little guy Caught me off guard lol
...should have put it on aloha setting.
But it's just too cheesy.
"6 please. I could never eat 12."
If one store goes down, they will all go down.
A monk goes into pizza shop and says βCan you make me one with everythingβ
With tomato paste.
How is Pizza going to get a job now?!?
Never mind, itβs too cheesy!
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Deep pan, crisp and even
I'll call it Little Seizures.
I will be rolling in dough in no time.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Should have cooked it on aloha heat.
My friend just told me that pizza restaurantsβ mozzarella is actually blended with provolone to make it more affordable and my only response was
βThey cut the cheese?!β
And Iβve been laughing hysterically at my own joke for 10 minutes
With Little Caesarβs
Can you make me one with everything?
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They are expected to make an appearance in Food Court next week.
Good evening. I'll see my self out...
He said it was out of this world.
I don't know if this is repost or not. If so, I am sorry
That pizza shop must be swimming in dough.
You get really full.
What, were you expecting a pie joke on my cake day?
I guess that makes me Pielinguel
Ah forget it... itβs too cheesy
Seems like everyday heβs having little seizures.
Plain.
Apparently I ordered uber yeets
I have to say It was naanβt bad!
so I used my Bryan Adams CD, it cuts like a knife
It cuts like a knife
It cuts like a knife.
Because it cuts like a knife.
Says, βcan you make me one with everything?β
Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature
I should have used Aloha temperature.
In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife
Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature
I guess I should have used aloha temperature.
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