Why do pizza makers go to work everyday?

They knead the dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthewendigo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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In pizza we crust πŸ™

Food puns anyone?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phy__C
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Burnt my hawaiian pizza today...

Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.

EDIT: Thanks for the awards, y'all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user7618
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Double pun : What did the pizza say to the paper?

"You're a pizza sheet"

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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD.

It cuts like a knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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You know what tops a plain pizza?

Nothing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnt7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Want to Hear a Joke About Pizza?

Nevermind, it's to cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1CraftyLass
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Ordering pizza with my 3 year old.

Me: do you want ranch or blue cheese? 3yr old: ranch is for horses

Little guy Caught me off guard lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjorazi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Just burnt my Hawaiin pizza...

...should have put it on aloha setting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I wanted to tell a joke about pizza

But it's just too cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bellagirlsaysno
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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A blonde orders a pizza and the waiter asks if she would like it cut into 6 or 12 pieces.

"6 please. I could never eat 12."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I recently turned down an opportunity to open a Dominos Pizza store, because I thought it was too risky.

If one store goes down, they will all go down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rx3065
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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A monk goes into a pizza shop

A monk goes into pizza shop and says β€œCan you make me one with everything”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red8user
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Wood fired Pizza

How is Pizza going to get a job now?!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grunge615
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I got a great pizza joke for you.

Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vissik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAbout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What is Good King Wenceslas’s favourite type of pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeejOne
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I'm going to open a pizza joint where they shake a box a bit before they hand it to you.

I'll call it Little Seizures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zigbigidorlu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Today I have opened my very own pizza restaurant.

I will be rolling in dough in no time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-NightAnimal-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.

It was the pizza de resistance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaelTadh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Grrrrr... I've just burnt my Hawaiin pizza....

Should have cooked it on aloha heat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Pizza Cheese

My friend just told me that pizza restaurants’ mozzarella is actually blended with provolone to make it more affordable and my only response was

β€œThey cut the cheese?!”

And I’ve been laughing hysterically at my own joke for 10 minutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papermoonfortune
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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How do short people cut their pizza?

With Little Caesar’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rabid_Badger_83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says...

Can you make me one with everything?

https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/kb2m9o/most_successful_joke_ever/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ug61dec
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Sbarro pizza company charged with violating state COVID executive order

They are expected to make an appearance in Food Court next week.

Good evening. I'll see my self out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ldeweyjr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space

He said it was out of this world.

I don't know if this is repost or not. If so, I am sorry

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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A guy once paid 10,000 Bitcoin for a pizza when it was still cheap...

That pizza shop must be swimming in dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtrendence
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What happens when you eat 3.14 slices of pizza?

You get really full.

What, were you expecting a pie joke on my cake day?

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I can order pizza in two languages

I guess that makes me Pielinguel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VenrableWhite
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I ever tell you the one about the pizza?

Ah forget it... it’s too cheesy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lambs0n
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My neighbor is an epileptic midget who really loves pizza.

Seems like everyday he’s having little seizures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What kind of pizza did the pilot prefer?

Plain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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The delivery guy threw my pizza at me.

Apparently I ordered uber yeets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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We just made pizza on Indian flat bread

I have to say It was naan’t bad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omenoracle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I lost my pizza cutter last night...

so I used my Bryan Adams CD, it cuts like a knife

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD

It cuts like a knife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball-_-fondler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I misplaced my pizza cutter so I had to use my Bryan Adams cd.

It cuts like a knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobaltD70
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I couldn't find my pizza cutter last night, so I used an old Bryan Adams album.

Because it cuts like a knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShawntheShiba
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop

Says, β€œcan you make me one with everything?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanthekid16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I just burned my Hawaiian pizza

Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I Burned My Hawaiian Pizza

I should have used Aloha temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I lost my pizza cutter so I had to use a Bryan Adams CD instead

In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdolsa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I just burned my Hawaiian pizza

Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I burned my hawaiian pizza.

I guess I should have used aloha temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeOfBoblo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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