I had a terrible dream the other night that I was a tail pipe... I could barely sleep.

I woke up exhausted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noobmoney_rs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I had the world’s best showerthought but it got washed down the drain. Now it’s just a pipe dream.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SettingsData
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2017
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My dad's clever dismissal of one of my pipe dreams

Me: "Hey dad, I think I would like to teach abroad one day. What do you think?"

Dad: "Why? We got a broad right here!"

[Points at my mother]

Dad: "She's got a lot to learn too."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teendream
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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My son wanted to become a plumber

However his plans were nothing more than a pipe dream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Will7838
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I have fantasised about installing irrigation my whole life

But it's just a pipe dream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you call a fantasy about plumbers?

A pipe dream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottishguy1616
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I was going to grow my own tabacco for smoking, but I don't have enough land.

I guess it's just a pipe dream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuggeybug
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I wanted to be a skateboarder

They said it was just a half-pipe dream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xen054
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What do plumbers experience in their sleep?

Pipe dreams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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At one time, I had a strongly desired goal of owning a plumbing supply company...

I guess it was just a pipe dream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Last night I dreamt about working out and having big arms.

But those were just pipe dreams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonyKing
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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As a plumber, I often have nightmares about the dripping faucet I can't fix and the toilet that will not flush (good horror movie titles, btw)...

It's plumb crazy, but I have pipe dreams!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Sometimes i think i want to be a plumber.

But it's just a pipe dream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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I had this strange out of body experience I was a plumber then I suddenly woke up.

Turns out it was just a pipe dream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefanopolis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Why won't the hyperloop succeed?

Because it is a pipe dream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiwanshu_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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Went to my dad the other day and told him I want to be a plumber...

He said "don't be silly, that's a pipe dream"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJZoses
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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Help needed for a colour pun

I'm currently developing a game for my studies based on the old windows Game Pipe Dream (or Pipe Mania). It is two player and competitive where each player works for one of two rival companies. The game has a steampunk theme and each company is represented by a different colour. Green is Greenpunk Industries. I need your help, pun masters of reddit, in coming up with a pun for the Blue company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeTraveller264
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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Got a good one in at Home Depot

My brother in law and I were looking for some PVC pipe in order to fix my pool filter. He was looking in a lot of places for for this one specific type of connector when he thought we found it. Unfortunately it wasn't even close and he threw his hands up in frustration.

I turn to him with a dead serious expression and said "don't give up on your pipe dream."

I got a very satisfying groan from him right after I said it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dashboardglowing
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2014
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What kind of dreams do plumbers have?

Pipe dreams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sneakysnek96
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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