It didn’t do as well as hoped. Maybe they set the bar too high.
I mean come on?
they were business a-phili-ates
Could that area be called AC/DC?
SX.
Just east of London.
Where do pencils go for vacation?
“Pennsylvania!”
I looked at her and said “I’m trying very hard, but I don’t feel the need to go there”.
She didn’t say much to me the rest of our trip.
It was Erie.
Surely you've heard of his Gettysburg Address!
A Philly cheapskate
It was in tenths.
I love it. And I swear the people I bait don't bite. Am I reeling them in? Or just playing hide-the-hook?
Serious question. I fear I'm a pun master with no audience. please help.
Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine
Does anyone know the Gettysburg address?
What do you call an ant which came to you from another county? Important
A motor-pike and side-carp.
I think it was Pike and Tina Tuna.
Mother in law to sister in law: why aren't you in pennsylvania this week
Me: because she's here at the table with us
and today was when I cried in front of the waitress at Sonic
But I’m just not ready to cross those bridges.
Discounty.
Keystoners
He told me he wanted to be close to his mom.
"Well, I guess that makes us penn pals?" "omg shutup."
He left his chart in San Francisco.
He often makes rash decisions.
Me: Oh, look! A flock of cows.
Daughter: HERD of cows!
Me: Of course I've heard of them, there's a flock right there!
At the beginning
It takes a child to raze a village.
As we're passing through Gettysburg:
My father: You know, I always wanted to live out here.
Me: Oh yeah?
My father: Yeah, I always wanted a Gettysburg Address
In a small county in Southeast Asia there is a small child.
The child loves to eat his delicious baby food and does so constantly.
In what country does the child live?
Viet-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM
I said, "Well that's a little con-descending."
I bought a case of Natty lights. As she was scanning it she said, "wow this is really heavy" to which I responded "No, they're light. It even says so on the box." I was so proud of myself.
They needed more proper tea.
This is a true story, I'm relaying it as I heard it yesterday.
Yesterday I was at the Summit Shop of Pike's Peak (14,100 feet in elevation) in Colorado. As I was standing in line to purchase a few things from their cafe, among them some of their 'famous' donuts I heard a dad and son have the conversation below:
Son: "These Donuts look weird."
Dad: "That's because they're high altitude donuts."
S: "How do you know they're high altitude donuts?"
D: "Because we're at a high altitude."
When anyone mentions anything about the county of Surrey I always say 'Well there is no need to apologize'.
Good one for the dad joke bank (UKDJB)
