What did the boat say to the pier?
After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over... now I’m
Sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.
What causes all the super-yachts to squeeze together in the same tourist spots?
I never wanted to go to the docks, but after my friends pestered me for an hour I finally gave into pier pressure
The best part of building docks?
It ap-piers to be the sea-son for sea puns
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
Got pier pressured to post this here.
Chaos, subterfuge, and conflict ensued as a giant primate chased everyone off the pier, declaring it his own and invoking his title.
Old boat docks never die…
My friends invited me to do drugs on the docks
The Pier pressure is heavy
I was walking down a pier and saw someone fishing for halibut.
My brother: why was he fishing............for the halibut!
I am dead
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
Harassing piers is a big problem
Why does a dock master check wander out onto the docks? To be amongst his piers.
My friend keeps asking me if I’ll help him build a dock behind his lake house, even though I keep telling him “no.”
Honestly, I’m feeling a lot of pier pressure.
Found out my son jumped the water by the docks
Milkshakes on Chicago's Navy Pier
Why do you vanish when you insult a marina?
One time my friends really wanted me to join them for a fishing excursion. I didn't want to at first but eventually joined them...
I am afraid that I succumbed to pier pressure.
Why did the magician insult the dock?
I was at the beach with my dad, and I suggested we walk down the pier above the sea
He responded, "I used to enjoy doing that, but then I realized I was over it"
I had a dream where I was a wharf accused by the state of committing a crime...
I had a right to trial with a jury of my piers.
What do you call when a boat is forced to do stuff by other boats?
My inflatable dock burst after my friends kept telling me to fill it with more air.
How did the Mob try to influence Marlin Brando’s character in ‘On the Waterfront’?
why does it suck to be a diver
What happens to sailors put on trial?
They are judged by a jury of their piers.
Why did the sunken dock feel anxious?
It was under pier pressure
How do you know if a dock has good morals?
It doesn’t succumb to pier pressure.
Why did the sailboat start doing drugs?
Why do boaters always misbehave?
Because they always give in to pier pressure.
An escaped prisoner was captured down at the docks.
They were harboring a fugitive.
My wife drove our German car off the pier and into the sea. The next day I went diving and found it.
Why did the dock cave in?
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