Pias Group Puns

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It is bubble hell so you decide if you want to take it on. Some ACs

I have three OpenVPN clients running and in a gateway group together all as tier 1. What I'm noticing is that that the traffic is all going through one connection.

Like so: https://www.dropbox.com/s/w4nzifrsfu3o4s9/Screenshot_2015-08-10-10-22-56~01.png

Any idea what I'm miSsing?

"More than 50 years ago a group of persons from 8 countries formed an alien liaison program. A group in Italy, calling itself Amicizia, began in 1956 to investigate the various alien species. One alien species, which was designated as W56, became particularly important to their investigations. As reported to a member of the group by the name of Professor Bruno Sammaciccia, the W56 aliens "see 'God' in everything, from the smallest insect to the cosmos." Bruno continues: "Their religion is not as full of rituals as are ours: to them, it is just a deep feeling." The W56 aliens maintain "that there is no need for rituals, worship, or asking for grace. God is within us..."

https://www.alienhub.com/threads/aliens-and-religion.69280/

"Entrance to alien base at Rocca Pia, Italy discovered as two aliens met with Italians, UFO Sighting News. Aliens give message of HOPE, FRIENDSHIP and LOVE.

It had been kept secret for half a century, but only just recently came to light after the death of one the men involved (Bruno Sammaciccia had asked for it to be kept secret until after his death).

In Pescara, during the 50s to 70s, a group of extraterrestrials had contacted a number of unsuspecting people directly. This project was called ‘Amicizia.’ These men would be brought to their (etheric) ‘bases’ located on earth and apparently on board the UFOs. The people involved were of high social and cultural status, among them was the notable Console Alberto Perego. This is a collection of testimonials from them, which also shows excellent quality footage and photography of the phenomena, as well as apparent ‘messages’ (of love and goodwill) given to us from these beings.

The story of “Friendship” -or simply “the story”, as we always called it- is a true one. It involved a group of Italian and non-Italian people for many years, between 1956 and 1990. Some of these people, including myself, are still alive. We had direct, face-to-face meetings with the Friends (also called W56), who are extraterrestrials coming both from planets in our own Galaxy (at a distance of one hundred thousand light years) and from other Galaxies. Here on the Earth they reached the maximum number of two hundred, living inside underground and undersea bases, some of them along the Adriatic coast, at a depth of about 20 km/12 miles. The first, “historical” base was located under the area of Ascoli Piceno, a small town in central Italy.

The Friends are our elder brothers. They are human. Indeed, in com

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved