My wife and I are having a competition to see who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local petshop.

I've just taken the lead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDemeisen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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A very talented dog

Once upon a time there was a man who had a very talented dog. It was able to program computers, and also able to play the piano.

Then a series of events happened which led to the punchline, which is: don't worry, his Bach is worse than his byte.

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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