Philip King Puns

A list of puns related to "Philip King"

A King has 3 cups. The first 2 are full and the 3rd is empty. What is the King's name?

King Philip III

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👤︎ u/flushyjames
📅︎ Apr 15 2017
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At my daughter's wedding.

Today I give you my princess to become your queen. Sorry but just like Prince Philip you don't get to be King.

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👤︎ u/Sparkei1ca
📅︎ Dec 28 2017
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