After the dinner, I heard his voice and knew it was him immediately. I approached him and asked him if he played for the Raiders, and he flashed his 1976 Super Bowl ring! Kind of blew him back when I knew it was against the Vikings. We talked for a few about his alma mater (Bowling Green) playing my current school (University of Tennessee) this season. He gave me his card if I was interested in an internship with his company, Odyssey Logistics, next summer. It was really an awesome experience, and he's a super guy. Thrilled my dad when I told him about it too, since he grew up watching him.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I have been collecting for some time now. Figured I would share it with you all, people that I think would appreciate it the most!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfBn7G5M8qQ
I made a video, forgive crappy editing, first time ive bothered to try and make one. Unfortunately, I have never met any of the players, living on the easy cost makes that hard, but Ive worked to make the collection what it is.
Full list:
Al Davis, Derek Carr x2, Rod Martin, Tahir Whitehead, Daryle Lamonica, Rich Gannon, Tom Flores, Jim Otto, Fred Biletnikoff, Ray Guy x2, Sebastian Janikowski, Jonathan Abram, Treyvon Mullen, Clelin Ferrel, Bo Jackson, Deandre Washington, Jalen Richard, Willie Brown, Phil Villapiano, Bill Romanowski, Greg Townsend, George Atkinson, Cliff Branch, Ken Stabler, Ted Hendricks, Marcus Allen, Latavius Murray, Jim Plunkett, Tim Brown, Art Shell, Gene Upshaw, Dave Casper x2, Lyle Alzedo, Howie Long, Charles Woodson, Rodney Hudson, Mark Van Eeghen, Jerry Rice, Darren Mcfadden, Maxx Crosby, Hunter Renfrow, John Madden, Clive Walford, George Blanda, Jack Tatum, Donald Penn, Jon Gruden, Bruce Gradkowski, Michael Crabtree, Amari Cooper, Josh Jacobs, Kolton Miller, Otis Sistrunk, DJ Hayden, Kirk Morrison, Zach Miller
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
