What csb pod do they meantion this iv been trying to explain to a friend
Bonjour à tous. En ce moment je suis chez mon grand-père, qui HAIT les anglicismes. Et quand on lui a dit qu'on allait faire un "brunch", il s'est directement énervé (il est breton).
On a donc cherché et trouvé le terme dans le Larousse, pour lui montrer qu'aucune alternative n'existait en bon français. Mais il a continué à ronchonner. Je suis sûr que s'il éprouvait un quelconque intérêt pour internet, il adorerait ce sous et ferait un très bon rançais.
J'appelle donc à votre créativité pour trouver une alternative aux sonorités agréables. Pour l'instant on a
PDT (Petit Déjeuner Tardif)
Petit dif (Petit[déjeunertar]dif)
Petiner (contraction de petit déjeuner et déjeuner, à la manière de brunch => breakfast/lunch)
Mais c'est pas top.
A l'aide
Do your worst!
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
