Personal Identifier Puns

A list of puns related to "Personal Identifier"

A man called 911 after his 76 year old mother wandered out of the family home during the night. When asked what she had been wearing and if she had any personally identifying features about her, he advised she was barefoot, half naked and had a visible scar from her hysterectomy.

The dispatcher replied, “So... no shirt, no shoes, no cervix?”

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👤︎ u/GhostsoftheDeepState
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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why can't you see the father of a person who identifies themself with a different gender than the one They're born with?

he's transparent

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👤︎ u/aggeliki04
📅︎ May 25 2020
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What do you call a person who identifies as a gourd?

A Pump-Kin!

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👤︎ u/itsmoeyo
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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Tokenism is when your organization has only one PoC just for appearances sake.

If you have only one elf, that's Tolkienism.

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👤︎ u/Damnyoureyes
📅︎ Nov 22 2016
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What does this mean?

Me: but what does this mean?

Dad: ok google, this

/ðɪs/

pronoun

used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced.

"is this your bag?"

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👤︎ u/flubber68
📅︎ May 14 2019
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