A list of puns related to "Perros Guirec"
Flight Plan (more or less, LittleNavMap & FS2020) for Stage #2 PERROS-GUIREC>MÛR-DE-BRETAGNE GUERLÉDAN and screenshots:
Date | Stage | From > To | Length | Type | Finish | Time |
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Jun. 27 | 2 | Perros-Guirec > Mûr-de-Bretagne Guerlédan | 182km | Medium | Mûr | 13:10-17:45 CEST |
Old Cycling saying: sidewind at night, sprinter's delight - sidewind at day, someone will pay.
Type | Colour | Rider |
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GC | Yellow Jersey | 51.Alaphilippe (DQS) |
Points | Green Jersey | worn by 171.Matthews (BEX) |
KOM | Polkadot Jersey | 78.Schelling (BOH) |
Youth | White Jersey | 1.Pogacar (UAE) |
Combative | Red Number | 78.Schelling (BOH) |
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Date | Stage | From > To | Length | Type | Finish | Time |
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Jun. 27 | 2 | Perros-Guirec > Mûr-de-Bretagne Guerlédan | 182km | Medium | Mûr | 13:10-17:45 CEST |
After a first part allowing to appreciate the wild and unique beauty of the Côte de Granit rose, the course heads inland towards a mouthwatering final section: the double climb up the Côte de Mûr-de-Bretagne will be an unforgiving judge especially because the riders will start the climb almost stopped, without that momentum that the former course had to offer.
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★★★ Julian Alaphilippe
★★ Primoz Roglic, Michael Matthews, Mathieu van der Poel
★ Tadej Pogačar, Wout van Aert, Sonny Colbrelli, Christophe Laporte, Benoit Cosnefroy, Peter Sagan, Richard Carapaz
Datum: 11. Juli 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 12:30h | Ziel ca. 17:30h
Route: Von CÉRET nach ANDORRE-LA-VIEILLE
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 191,3 Km
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From: https://alttour.ef.com/
Daily recap: June 26th
Days: 1
Hours riding: 11 hrs
Distance to peloton: 10 km
Total distance: 300 km
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Perros-Guirec is located in the middle of a protected natural site on the coast of the English channel. The area is marked by pink granite rocks in shapes that make them look like they have been carved by the coastal wind.
Lachlan crossed the start line of stage 2 right around midnight. 300-kilometers and nearly 11-hours of riding all on day 1 of the Alt Tour. It looks like Lachlan might have stopped to catch some shut eye but he won’t have long to rest as he has to be up early to get on the race route before they close the roads for stage 2 in a few hours. For now, Lachlan has to work on growing his lead over the Tour riders as the transfers between stages for the peloton – where they will be traveling by car – will get progressively longer throughout the race.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Datum: 07. Juli 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 12:15h | Ziel ca. 17:20h
Route: Von SORGUES nach MALAUCÈNE
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 198,9 Km
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Datum: 02. Juli 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 11:00h | Ziel ca. 17:05h
Route: Von VIERZON nach LE CREUSOT
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 249,1 Km
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Datum: 09. Juli 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 12:15h | Ziel ca. 17:15h
Route: Von NÎMES nach CARCASSONNE
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 219,9 Km
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Datum: 04. Juli 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 13:00h | Ziel ca. 17:30h
Route: Von CLUSES nach TIGNES
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 144,9 Km
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Datum: 06. Juli 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 13:20h | Ziel ca. 17:30h
Route: Von ALBERTVILLE nach VALENCE
Höhenprofil: [https://img.aso.fr/core_app/img-cycling-tdf-jpg/10/27234/0:0,1500:904-960-0-90/c1b9a)
Länge: 190,7 Km
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Datum: 10. Juli 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 12:40h | Ziel ca. 16:50h
Route: Von CARCASSONNE nach QUILLAN
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 183,7 Km
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Datum: 14. Juli 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 12:10h | Ziel ca. 16:50h
Route: Von MURET nach SAINT-LARY-SOULAN COL DU PORTET
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 178,4 Km
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Datum: 29. Juni 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 13:25h | Ziel ca. 17:00h
Route: Von REDON nach FOUGÈRES
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 150,4 Km
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Datum: 28. Juni 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 13:10h | Ziel ca. 17:30h
Route: Von LORIENT nach PONTIVY
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 182,9 Km
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Datum: 08. Juli 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 13:40h | Ziel ca. 17:15h
Route: Von SAINT-PAUL-TROIS-CHÂTEAUX nach NÎMES
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 159,4 Km
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Datum: 16. Juli 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 12:30h | Ziel ca. 17:06h
Route: Von MOURENX nach LIBOURNE
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 207 Km
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Datum: 15. Juli 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 13:50h | Ziel ca. 17:20h
Route: Von PAU nach LUZ ARDIDEN
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 129,7 Km
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Datum: 03. Juli 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 13:10h | Ziel ca. 17:10h
Route: Von OYONNAX nach LE GRAND-BORNAND
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 150,8 Km
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Datum: 17. Juli 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 13:05h | Ziel ca. 17:55h
Route: Von LIBOURNE nach SAINT-ÉMILION
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 30,8 Km
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Datum: 27. Juni 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 13:10h | Ziel ca. 17:30h
Route: Von PERROS-GUIREC nach MÛR-DE-BRETAGNE GUERLÉDAN
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 183.5 Km
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Datum: 30. Juni 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 12:15h | Ziel ca. 17:22h
Route: Von CHANGÉ nach LAVAL ESPACE MAYENNE
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 27,2 Km
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Datum: 13. Juli 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 13:30h | Ziel ca. 17:20h
Route: Von PAS DE LA CASE nach SAINT-GAUDENS
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 169 Km
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Datum: 18. Juli 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 16:30h | Ziel ca. 19:00h
Route: Von CHATOU nach PARIS CHAMPS-ÉLYSÉES
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 108,4 Km
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Datum: 01. Juli 2021
Uhrzeit: Start 13:55h | Ziel ca. 17:22h
Route: Von TOURS nach CHÂTEAUROUX
Höhenprofil: Etappenprofil
Länge: 160,6 Km
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