I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
So, I set myself on an internet scavenger hunt because I'm a psychopath and I'm easily entertained. My goal was to connect the WoT cast to Star Trek using castings and I wanted to share the results with you guys. Like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, but way nerdier. I can't promise that these are the connections with the fewest degrees, as I tended to follow a path that led to more mainstream productions so that I could work back to Star Trek.
The Rules:
- Any connections must be a screen appearance (no voice roles)
- If a TV show is to count as a connection, then they must appear in the same episode
- WoT is not a valid connection, otherwise this would be over real quick.
So there is a caveat here. I went by the IMDB Top Cast list, which has 18 names and is based largely on appearances. So important actors like Sophie Okonedo, Michael McElhatton, and Alexandre Willamue don't appear, but somebody like Narinder Samra as Raen does. I did to a once over for the whole cast to see if there's any connections.
Anyway, here are the results:
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Rosamund Pike (Moiraine) ->Jack Reacher with Richard Jenkins -> Six Feet Under with Zephram Cochrane himself! James Cromwell (who has several roles in Star Trek) 2 Links
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Daniel Henney (Lan) -> X-men Origins: Wolverine with renowned private eye Dixon Hill (Patrick Stewart) 1 Link
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Zoe Robbins (Nynaeve) -> Shannara Chronicles "Breakline" with Leonardo Da Vinci (John Rhyse Davies) 1 Link
- Note: I got no idea what the fuck Shannara is about, but in the episode Utopio apparently there's archival footage of Spock and Kirk? Maybe that counts? 0 Link?
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Madeleine Madden (Egwene) -> Dora and The Lost City of Gold with Eva Longoria -> Desperate Housewives with Transporter Chief BG Robinson (Teri Hatcher) who could not fill the Miles O'Brien sized hole in the Enterprise-D's heart. 2 Links
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Josha Stradowski (Rand) -> Instinct with Carice Van Houten -> Game Of Thrones "Redwoman" with chief medical officer and noted sexual predator Dr Julian Bashir (Alexander Siddig)
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Marcus Rutherford (Perin) -> Bulletproof EP 2.1 with that asshole from Dr Who who bombed a building in Star Trek Into Darkness for a reason I can't remember (Noel Clark) 1 Link
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Barney Harris (Mat) -> Billy Lyn's Long Halftime Walk with Chris Tucker -> Friday with the first Klingon humans meet, Klaang (Tom Lister Jr) 2 Links
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Kate Fleetwood (Liandrin) -> MacBeth with the swash buckling archeolog
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
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Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
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A play on words.
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My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
He’s the new temp.
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