My summation of childbirth and the post-partum period as not told by those pansy-asses who publish baby books. dinnerwiththebowyers.blog…
πŸ‘︎ 94
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lmcclell
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2013
🚨︎ report
"Humans Evolved. Period." This concise article is the best summation I've seen. stardem.com/print/lettere…
πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/fulano_fubeca
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
🚨︎ report
MOASS the Trilogy: Book One

Book 2

Book 3

I want to start this with a brief message about myself for those of you that don't follow me.

There is a lot of FUD about me that I would like to dismiss.

I think this is an important step so that my work and the work of many others who have helped me along the way. Is not judged on my personality or profession, but by it's quality and adherence to supporting evidence.

Many of you were likely unaware of my existence or never gave me a glance due to the fact that I did Technical Analysis on a "highly manipulated" stock.

So here is my GME story,

Exactly one year ago, to the day, I entered my first position on GME. It was November 17^(th),2020 and GME opened at $11.5, after following DFV's posts for a few weeks I decided that his analysis was solid (far better than anything else I had read on that sub in my couple years lurking there), Bought in Feb.19th 20c and 500 shares. I will never forget inputting those orders, it changed my life and many of you probably have that same memory.

I began at first to comment and then get more involved with community as a whole I liked watching the streams but found them to be disingenuous, I never felt that AMC was the play and I still don't. So I settled on warden, he was obviously inexperienced at TA and didn't have a lot of market knowledge, but it was cool to have a place to hang out and talk my favorite stock.

When warden announced he was leaving to handle personal matters I decided that I didn't want the daily posts to end. I thought they helped people hodl and provided a calm grounded narrative of what the stock was doing everyday. With a lot of people returning to work I considered this valuable and tried my hand at it. As it grew keeping up with the barrage of questions became daunting so as per many daily followers request I started a YT stream.

It was fun and small I got to answer questions and help apes better understand the markets, we had fun. many of the people that were with me those first few weeks are still around today.

I never did it to make money, GME had already assured that wouldn't be an issue. But, I had to eventually face the fact that there was a real cost to the time I took away from my job trading, and with most of my holdings still in GME I decided to monetize my stream. The support from the people that c

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 19k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/gherkinit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2021
🚨︎ report
Ars Magica (#61)

[First] [Previous] [Next]

Ahhh. Goddamn my head hurts, what ha-Oh. This is quite familiar. Wait...don't tell me. Yep. Eyes are just goddamn blind in darkness again. I would have figured that some of the lanterns would still be around, but there's nothing. I check my map functions an-Oh. Oh shit. I am sitting entirely within red. That's not good. Plus, all the previous mapping that I had done is just completely gone. The only thing here is just a corridor that I can't see in the darkness. I try to figure out how the hell we ended up in here, but I'm interrupted as there's a little flash that appears in my eyes before a ball of light is floating in the air, and I have a sudden clarity as to where I am and exactly what I'm standing on.

This cave isn't exactly a cave. There's no hallmarks of the rock and stone pillars jutting from the ceiling or ground. No water drips silently running through the air. It's...I suppose the closest thing that I can think of is a hospital. I mean, I know it's not a hospital. The air, while clean, doesn't exactly have the same smell of alcohol. The floor, while checkered, is entirely made up of metal, and while there's walls and doors, they all seem welded shut. Fake. Also, there's no ceiling, so there's that. However, my attention from my surroundings is drawn to the wreck farther away down the long corridor.

There, laid the remains of the carriage, like it fell out of the sky and tried to fit someplace which was too small for it to exist. I have absolutely no idea why I'm so far away, or why the ball of light seems to be fading, but I have to get to it fast. If the light's fading, it's either a magic issue or a life issue, and I'd rather it not be the second one.

So, quite haphazardly, I get off of the floor. It's a little sticky for some reason, but I manage to get up after a couple tries. Running kind of has the same problem, but it's less hard to do. It's mainly the sensation that you'd get if you'd step in dried soda on concrete or linoleum. By the time I'm able to pass the many fake doors and actually reach the wreck, the light has almost gone out completely, only giving off a faint glow to its immediate surroundings. And there, sprawled out underneath it all, is Carmia free from her restraints, but completely conked out

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 136
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AvidSeason
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2021
🚨︎ report
The Death of the Dollar

The Death of the Dollar

Within this survey of the dollar, I will delve into the value of the dollar both past and present and the significance of its value. This delving will yield an understanding of what main factors influence the value of the dollar and thus the impact of that gain or loss of value on the common man. In attempting to discover these influences on the dollar, other fiat systems will be used as an example so as to better understand our own system and possible predicament. While no two situations will ever play out in the exact same manner, even a basic understanding of statistics and correlation will elucidate the importance of these examples. Moreover, once an adequate understanding of the dollar and its likely path have been discovered, I will then look at what is to be done about this course. While hind sight is 20/20, taking harmless preemptive action against a probable outcome surely can do no harm.

https://preview.redd.it/l7j5zmbeuj681.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=dacc92746a953a676e0d5f134ad46e5c4b552c9a

Let us first look at the purchasing power of the dollar since 1900 in order that we may understand what has happened in the past. Through this past we may possibly gleam some nugget of the future. As demonstrated by the chart on the right, the dollar has lost most of its purchasing power since 1900. The dollar of 2020 is worth 1/26, or 3.8%, of the dollar of 1900, and why is this? There are two main causes that I attribute to the devaluation of the dollar. the first of these reasons is the government. The government prints money in order to solve problems which increases money supply, thus devaluing the currency. The government also took the dollar off of the gold standard which was preventing the Federal Reserve, whom I will call the Fed or in some cases JPOW, from increasing fiscal stimulus to the degree they thought necessary. Secondly, there is the Fed who has two main tools at their disposal in terms of monetary policy. The first tool is to control interest rates, low rate = growth stimulation ... high rate = economic contraction. The second tool the Fed has at their disposal is the issuance of treasury bonds. This allows the Fed to create Treasury Bonds and give them to the Treasury Department. The Treasury Department then gives the bonds to the banks who in turn sell them back to the Federal reserve thus creating money and fiscal stimulus. When understanding these two main factors it is very easy to

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 168
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Round_Only
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2021
🚨︎ report
SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

πŸ‘︎ 17k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
🚨︎ report
Year Zero - The Fall of [SPOILERS] and Creation of the Grand Line

QUICK SUMMARY

Read below for a more thorough explanation, but in summation:

  • The Lunarians inhabited a β€˜Land of Gods’ atop the Red Line before Marijoa
  • The Rise of the World Government & Celestial Dragons took place at the end of the Void Century 800 years ago
  • According to Queen, the fall of the Lunarians is an event recorded in history
  • The β€˜Forgotten Kingdom’ defeated by the 20 Kings during the Void Century was completely erased
  • The Lunarian’s reign must have happened more than 900 years ago
  • The Current Calendar system is Kaienreki (ζ΅·ε††ζš¦ ) - The Age of the Sea Circle
  • The prior Calendar system was Tenreki (倩暦) – The Age of Heaven
  • The epochal shift from the Age of Heaven to the Age of the Sea Circle occurred 1500 years ago; 600 years before the Void Century
  • A monumental event must have occurred to mark this epochal shift
  • ’The Age of Heaven’ describes the era in which a β€˜Land of Gods’ inhabited the Red Wall
  • ’The Age of the Sea Circle’ begins with the creation of the Grand Line
  • Year Zero on the One Piece Calendar marks the fall of the Lunarians & Creation of the Grand Line

Introduction

When did the Lunarians rule the earth? This question may have been answered as far back as Alabasta and I’m going to explain why I believe their downfall may be one of the most important events in One Piece world history.

The mystery of King’s race has only deepened in the chapters since the name Lunarian was first mentioned. As the battles on Onigashima between Luffy’s two wings and Kaido’s calamities unfolded, information about King and the Lunarians was slowly revealed and though we have seen his true appearance and Zoro, at least in part, deduced the nature of this fiery powers, we may need to wait considerably longer to learn about their role in One Piece world history.

This post is intended to answer one simple, but important question – when did the Lunarians rule the On Piece world? Resolving this seemingly small detail may actually reveal quite a bit about the history of the One Piece world itself and the overarching conflict which will ultimately reach its climax when Luffy and the Straw Hats at last rediscover One Piece and turn the world upside down in the process.

I believe we already possess several clues which allow us to pinpoint when the downfall of the Lunarians occurred and that their destruction may be one of the most important and monumental events in One Piece world history which marks the start

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 215
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/StrawHatJedi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
🚨︎ report
Let's put some things into perspective.

Lots of division Shills are at work, but I've been here since 2019. So nothing shocking. If they get you to sell its one less physical share they need to cover and you have lost the opportunity to be very wealthy.

TLDR - The share price isn't in the millions yet so chill. Buy, Hodl, DRS. ITM (in the money) Options help when their exercised for Gamma ramp and fomo. Options OTM (out of the money) contracts premiums are lining the pockets of MMs and allowing them to fight another day.

Alright ladies and Gents I've been around this stock/Options game for 15ish years, so I'm not a hapless techno weenie, I understand a fair amount but recognize some know more.

My background is in IT/Data/international business and marketing. Not that you care but potentially some credence to the fact that I'm not a total moron.

The first thing that all new apes need to know, with a high degree of certainty retail owns the float (Normal shares and Synthetics). Institutional actors like investment firms, banks and some good hedgies are also larger owners of the stock as well. Anyone else tells you differently they are attempting to create division. Period.

Market makers and hedges funds are extremely short the stock and whether they buy it back at market price on their own accord or the fairly new regulations of Artificial intelligence algorithm identifies lack of collateral and force closes positions, the market dynamics state shorts must cover unless they can bankrupt a company by shorting it to $0.00 a share. In this case not likely for the better part of 10 years if GME makes $0. That's how much capital GameStop has on hands. So you fuck you shorties.

Mains stream media will continue to lie to you. Watch (Don't look up) that is what we live every day of our lives.

The continued trickle of (synthetic) shares that continue to be purchased by retail from Citadel and others will need to be covered as well. The more that is purchased the worse this gets for them.

This is a shit storm waiting to happen. Once again fuck you hedgies and bad actor market makers for kicking off the great reset.

Options contracts that are ITM upon the period close will force Market Makers (MMs) to have to cover them. Yes they have a 36 days cycle to do so but they have to at some point. They usually try to cover before the period is done based on how they control the market ahead of trading due to knowledge gained from PFof (payment for order flow) (no monetary cost to investors, but the MMs

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 66
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BasicAd4976
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2022
🚨︎ report
Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
🚨︎ report
The Thesis - Is Dead? Long live The Thesis. Global Steel Updates, Inputs, Macros, China, The Market and my ramblings.

I know it's been a long time since you've seen me post a DD and update to what's going on in the world of steel.

The rumors of my demise are false and I have not gone into hiding or as many have speculated, "witness protection", but rather I have been inundated with life.

Before I get into what will likely be walls and walls of text, fancy graphs and information that will likely feel like you are being reeducated like this:

https://preview.redd.it/ckwy49pop9u71.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=18c393fdfb85831703f2f4251d7dcc00d7870a03

I want to touch on myself and this sub.

I have been lurking in the shadows for quite a while and honestly I've started this DD about 10 different times over the past few weeks and just couldn't find the time to deliver something I would be proud of.

Let's start with this sub - I absolutely love it and the people that have come here to follow the thesis.

With that being said, I stated months ago that I did not want this sub to be about one person - me.

My goal from the beginning was always to educate everyone about the commodity I love so much - steel, but it was more important to create a community of sharing and fellowship.

There are so many other brilliant people that have posted here, many with much more to offer and have done so out of the kindness of their hearts and to help others become more educated and intelligent investors.

Sure, we can have debates and argue "Bull" & "Bear" cases for everything, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN ENCOURAGED.

Echo Chambers benefit no one other than people with big egos.

I have also, ALWAYS said, if you have ideas that will make money, share them!

I love steel, but I love money more.

This sub is only as strong as the fabric of the people that decide to interact and share ideas here.

If you want to complain, please do so in a civil and well thought out manner - always be kind - trust me, you'll feel better for it.

Now, before we take the journey together down the rabbit hole, I wanted to briefly touch on my absence from posting.

As I said, I've been here the entire time watching and there are quite a few people here that I engage with and talk to daily.

When I was posting consistently, there seemed to be a lot of apprehension into "if this play is so good, why do you have to keep reminding us??"

I got a lot of complaints about the constant "pumping".

It was never "pumping" - it was me doing what I do throughout my life and that is committing 100%, actually, over

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 1k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/vitocorlene
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2021
🚨︎ report
This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

πŸ‘︎ 14k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
🚨︎ report
Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

πŸ‘︎ 19k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
🚨︎ report
What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
🚨︎ report
Here’s why you should consider staking (Bury) on ShibaSwap, why I’d personally prefer if you didn’t, and how staking can help yourself AND the community better than anything else.

So, I think most of us know by now that ShibaSwap is not for everyone. For some people, earning Bone isn’t important. And for others, the amount of Bone you receive isn’t β€œenough”. I made a post a few days ago explaining how the Bone APY is calculated for the Bury Pool. Now, I’d like to discuss the general benefits and some small speculation on why ShibaSwap is actually better than you think. We’ll talk about expectations vs reality. We’ll talk about what it means when your rewards start compounding and why staking anywhere is a long term game. And we’ll also talk about why staking is one of the best things you can do to help yourself and the community make SHIB reach that next level. I usually include some math and projections in my posts but, I’m going to try to keep this one math free. Just basic topical discussion. I’m always a big fan of making my posts lists, so why stop now.

1.	I actually hope you don’t Bury your SHIB on ShibaSwap. 

Wait, what? Yeah, you heard me right. While staking your SHIB on ShibaSwap will be great for you long term, it actually takes away from me. I’ve been Bury-ied on ShibaSwap since day one. In that time period I’ve seen the amount of xShib holders (people who have staked their Shib on ShibaSwap) grow, and then recently fall with this most recent move up at the beginning of October. When the amount of xShib holders was growing, my percentage of the Bury pool was shrinking. Since the Bury Pool is shared by ALL xShib holders; more people Bury-ied equals less percentage rewards for each person. Now that the amount of xShib holders has decreased by considerable amount (people who originally invested in June-August took profits) my percentage of the Bury Pool has increased. Thus, my bi-weekly rewards have increased. Long term none of this matters much (we’ll get to that shortly) but, for now, please let me keep earning more rewards and stay away!

I’m joking of course. I think everyone should use ShibaSwap once their bags are big enough. If you look at my post history you’ll find another post explaining how Bone APY is calculated. You could use that to determine what percentage of the Bury Pool your Shib would make up and make a decision from there.

2.	Your rewards begin compounding after 6 months, and then again after another 6 months, and then again, and again...

This is what most people fail to grasp. Staking anywhere will not generate you 100% returns on your investment short term. Most staking pools display thei

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 173
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/siflbabyshifero
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2021
🚨︎ report
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
🚨︎ report
Random Acts of TF2 Christmas Gifting event 2021!

Hey everyone,

Christmas and Smissmas are upon us, and it’s time for our subreddit’s festivities!

 

I hope you're all doing well!

 

A little message from NTDonkie before we continue, this is probably going to be my lsat Christmas event where I am fully able to dedicate time to helping, as some of you already knew I've wanted to become a mother and this is the perfect time to tell you all that that dream is coming very much true! #babydueJune2022! I will still be around but I won’t be as much as I have been! Many huggles!

 

Random Acts of TF2 as we all know is an amazing little community that has been steadily growing with a few new faces showing up each week.

 

Our Discord server has also been growing steadily and is a fantastic place to chat openly to each other about giveaways or TF2 itself! Why not come join us in the Christmas event Channel once you have signed up!

https://discordapp.com/invite/mwP7YX4

 

#What are we doing?


This event will operate the same way it did last year.

To participate, simply sign-up to the event. Sign-ups will be open for roughly 7 days from December 1st until December 7th!

We will require some info from yourselves: your preferred classes, items, and the like.

The mod team will then work as quickly as possible (about 3 - 5 days) to go through all the responses, pair everyone up with a giftee, and assign you a gifter!

You will then be sent the Reddit & Steam username of your giftee, along with their trade partner URL, so you will be able to deliver the gift(s) of your choice to them, and maybe add them for a chat!

You can head here to find your own trade URL: http://steamcommunity.com/my/tradeoffers/privacy

The minimum gift value requirement in this event is 1 craft hat or 1.66 ref. Do not simply give currency as a gift. Try to personalize your gift. Most people who take part in this event want some thought and effort put into what they’re given. You can include currency in your gift, just please do not make it the only thing you give. If you only give currency, you will be barred from future events on this subreddit.

 

#How do I sign up?


Simply fill in this form  

 

#When will the gifting be?


Once we have collected all of the responses, the mod team will work quickly (about 3 - 5 days) to sort out respo

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 60
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/NTDonkie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2021
🚨︎ report
What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

πŸ‘︎ 11k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
🚨︎ report
Geddit? No? Only me?
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
🚨︎ report
I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
🚨︎ report
E or ß?
πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazekam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
🚨︎ report
What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/rj104
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
🚨︎ report
Pun intended.
πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharmaji1301
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
🚨︎ report
Jasper and the psychological ramifications of a battered child

As you all know, I spend a lot of time analyzing Jasper, Maria, and the entire Southern Vampire contingent. Recently, I have come to a decision regarding Jaspers human life that may interest some of you.

Jasper came from an abusive family, and he is only beginning to escape that cycle at the end of Breaking Dawn.

(Note: I work entirely from canon and historical resources when constructing my canon expansions - if you would like me to cite sources for any of these claims, let me know and I will link you directly.)

Part 1: Historical Background Pre Birth

Jasper was born in Houston Texas in 1844 - based on Civil War timelines, we can pinpoint him as most likely being a winter baby, which means he would have been less than a year old when Texas was annexed by the United States, which resulted in a significant number of skirmishes between those who considered the Republic of Texas to be its own sovereign state, the Republic of Mexico, and the United States Army. You may be familiar with the Texas Revolution and the Alamo - similar battles occurred during the annexation in 1845.

The main demographics of Texas during this period were Indigenous, Mexican, and poor Caucasian - the majority of White people who lived in Texas before the annexation were those who did not have enough money to travel further west during the great migration, those who were on the lam from police oversight in the formal United States, and subsistence farmers. Many in the region were descended from the Spanish and French colonizers that had been sent in during the early 1700s. The area was very sparsely settled until 1837 - in fact, only 12 people were known to live in what is now considered the Houston area in 1837.

That began to change in 1838, when plantation owners from neighboring states moved their operations to Texas due to the relatively low cost of the land per square acre. They transplanted their entire plantations with them, which meant very little new work for those who had already lived there (they brought slaves with them to work the plantations, and were not likely to hire locals to help manage them, as many plantation owners considered Texas natives to be more likely to be thieves). An outbreak of yellow fever blasted through the area in 1840, killing 1 in 8, and many plantation owners uprooted and fled during the crisis - for the most part, only the cotton and sugar plantations remained, as their crops could not be easily transplanted. The capital of Texas wa

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 123
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/paternalpadfoot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
🚨︎ report
No spoilers
πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Onfour
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2022
🚨︎ report
Covid problems
πŸ‘︎ 7k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
🚨︎ report
These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

πŸ‘︎ 12k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
🚨︎ report
I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
🚨︎ report
Spi__
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
🚨︎ report
DWT85 (January 8th 2022)

Testing testing; check one two – DWT is live once again on Reddit!

Terrific, terrific stuff

That's us well and truly into it then...the festive sessions now officially in the memory banks, for referral as and when. The eagle eyed amongst yous, will have noticed the intoxication of Dad via last weeks title, 'DWT 84 (1st December 2022)' - ones mind wasnae fully engaged it appears haha - ah no. As such - maybes no huge surprise the first of the New Year was a flop...Dad wasnae flying at a safe height. You forget yourself when in the throes of celebration - no excuse sure - but to be fair, a bitty of a one off potentially this year; cannae no go balls out πŸ™Œ. Mingling like a hero, Dad was able to take shit to the next level on several fronts. The resultant gushing and compliment offerings, fair had Dad in a humble zone by fuck - they dinnae fuck about with well-wishing over here sure. It's been an adjustment of sorts - I've had a kind word or two whispered in the ear of course, you cannae be a cunt like me, without a few telling you you're doing a terrific job - but it's on a whole higher plain here in the United America. Several reasons apparent of course - but it always strikes me just how much more potent the positivity is, when cunts have a chance to display it. Sometimes, even when there isnae haha. A dose of harsh reality potentially on the horizon at some stage maybes - it's a rarity where every citizen is a terrific bastard, ready to impart their love of course - but I've enough life experience gathered to know, that you cannae just rest on some laurels and assume it's terrific by default. Things kicking off again there on the travel front come mid-January; new areas to explore, new cunts to meet. There's no manys a place Dad cannae inject his magnetism if enough time is afforded πŸ‘.

It's been right back to the fucking grindstone of course; much work to do with current project sure. And here - the allergies were put to the fucking test by fuck...up into the upper reaches I ventured, for a lengthy session of attic clearance. A dusty bastard it was...cobwebs a fucking plenty - winter a fine time to undertake such a task, given the hibernation of the dirty wee bastards. Ach here - I'm no anti-spider or owt...just, you know - I'm a smidge scared of the hairy cunts. Scotland is no real hassle - spiders are a bunch of wee lightweight arseholes compared to the fucking behemoths out here; Wolf Spiders a local celebrity apparently - fuck THAT. As such, g

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Dad1903
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
🚨︎ report
I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

πŸ‘︎ 15k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/djcarves
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
🚨︎ report
The Ancient Romans II
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
🚨︎ report
I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

πŸ‘︎ 7k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
🚨︎ report
I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

πŸ‘︎ 17k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk2ec
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
🚨︎ report
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
🚨︎ report
School Was Clothed
πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennydoe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
🚨︎ report
Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tanglwyst
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
🚨︎ report
Naan-negotiable
πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
🚨︎ report
Letting loose with these puns
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
🚨︎ report
Couch potato
πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2021
🚨︎ report
Baka!
πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ridi86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
🚨︎ report
All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

πŸ‘︎ 7k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
🚨︎ report
concrete πŸ—Ώ
πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
🚨︎ report
My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

πŸ‘︎ 14k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/beef_fried_rice
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2021
🚨︎ report
Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/hangryman23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2022
🚨︎ report
If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/hootanahalf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
🚨︎ report
That’s Michelle
πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FLEXSEALBREAKER
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2022
🚨︎ report
What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
🚨︎ report
Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kitkatty0309
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
🚨︎ report
It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

πŸ‘︎ 13k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTreelo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
🚨︎ report
Here’s why you should consider staking (Bury) on ShibaSwap, why I’d personally prefer if you didn’t, and how staking can help yourself AND the community better than anything else.

So, I think most of us know by now that ShibaSwap is not for everyone. For some people, earning Bone isn’t important. And for others, the amount of Bone you receive isn’t β€œenough”. I made a post a few days ago explaining how the Bone APY is calculated for the Bury Pool. Now, I’d like to discuss the general benefits and some small speculation on why ShibaSwap is actually better than you think. We’ll talk about expectations vs reality. We’ll talk about what it means when your rewards start compounding and why staking anywhere is a long term game. And we’ll also talk about why staking is one of the best things you can do to help yourself and the community make SHIB reach that next level. I usually include some math and projections in my posts but, I’m going to try to keep this one math free. Just basic topical discussion. I’m always a big fan of making my posts lists, so why stop now.

1.	I actually hope you don’t Bury your SHIB on ShibaSwap. 

Wait, what? Yeah, you heard me right. While staking your SHIB on ShibaSwap will be great for you long term, it actually takes away from me. I’ve been Bury-ied on ShibaSwap since day one. In that time period I’ve seen the amount of xShib holders (people who have staked their Shib on ShibaSwap) grow, and then recently fall with this most recent move up at the beginning of October. When the amount of xShib holders was growing, my percentage of the Bury pool was shrinking. Since the Bury Pool is shared by ALL xShib holders; more people Bury-ied equals less percentage rewards for each person. Now that the amount of xShib holders has decreased by considerable amount (people who originally invested in June-August took profits) my percentage of the Bury Pool has increased. Thus, my bi-weekly rewards have increased. Long term none of this matters much (we’ll get to that shortly) but, for now, please let me keep earning more rewards and stay away!

I’m joking of course. I think everyone should use ShibaSwap once their bags are big enough. If you look at my post history you’ll find another post explaining how Bone APY is calculated. You could use that to determine what percentage of the Bury Pool your Shib would make up and make a decision from there.

2.	Your rewards begin compounding after 6 months, and then again after another 6 months, and then again, and again...

This is what most people fail to grasp. Staking anywhere will not generate you 100% returns on your investment short term. Most staking pools display th

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 85
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/siflbabyshifero
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2021
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.