A list of puns related to "Perfect Attendance"
No one in attendance was under 55 when they dropped this bomb shell on each other:
My Dad: Hey Al, your dog is getting fat.
Al: He's on a sea food diet.
At this point all of the dads there jumped in and in perfect synchronization shouted: "See food and eat it!"
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