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>Spencer Dinwiddie has a $1 bonus if the Wizards win a title. He just said in a presser if they win a championship, he’d like the Wizards to pay him in 100 pennies.

>Spencer Dinwiddie says he is medically cleared now to play. Dinwiddie missed most of last season with an ACL injury.

Lol this man

>Spencer Dinwiddie says he was moved to come to D.C. both because of GM Tommy Sheppard saying he believed in him during the recruiting pitch and the opportunity to "co-lead" the Wizards with Bradley Beal. "Sometimes, you just want to be loved," he said.

I need this job. I dont want the company to think im awkward

This is my first time posting here, so please excuse any mistakes I make..

My friend Spencer suffers from Cystic Fibrosis and cannot afford the medication he desperately needs. Please donate here and help him raise the money he needs to get his medication.

He'll be lucky to live another ten years without it.

Do your worst!

All Airtimes E.S.T.

SAT 01

(1:45AM) Shadow of the Thin Man (1941/1h 37m/Suspense/Mystery/Major W. S. Van Dyke II)

(3:30AM) The Thin Man Goes Home (1945/1h 40m/Mystery/Richard Thorpe)

(5:15AM) Song of the Thin Man (1947/1h 26m/Mystery/Edward Buzzell)

(7:00AM) The Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Story (1950/56m/Short/Herman Hoffman)

(8:00AM) Poultry Pirates (1938/9m/Animation/I. Freleng)

(8:10AM) Goofy Movies Number One (1933/8m/Short/Jules White)

(8:19AM) Victoria and Vancouver: Gateways to Canada (1936/8m/Short/Benjamin D. Sharpe)

(8:28AM) Rustlers (1949/1h 1m/Western/Lesley Selander)

(9:30AM) BATMAN: Robin's Ruse (1949/16m/Serial/Spencer Gordon Bennet.

(10:00AM) POPEYE: The Fly's Last Flight (1949/6m/Animation/Seymour Kneitel)

(10:08AM) Bowery Buckaroos (1947/1h 6m/Comedy/William Beaudine)

(11:30AM) Seeing Red (1939/18m/Short/Roy Mack)

(12:00PM) Fiddler on the Roof (1971/3h/Musical/Norman Jewison)

(3:15PM) A Face in the Crowd (1957/2h 6m/Drama/Elia Kazan)

(5:30PM) Twelve O'Clock High (1949/2h 12m/War/Henry King)

(8:00PM) Penny Serenade (1941/2h 5m/Romance/George Stevens)

(10:00PM) Children of a Lesser God (1986/1 hr 59m/Drama/Randa Haines)

SUN 02

(12:30AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(2:30AM) It Should Happen to You (1953/1h 26m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(4:15AM) Born Yesterday (1950/1h 43m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(6:00AM) Old Acquaintance (1943/1h 50m/Drama/Vincent Sherman)

(8:00AM) Adam's Rib (1949/1h 41m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(10:00AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(12:00PM) Romeo and Juliet (1937/2h 7m/Romance/George Cukor)

(2:15PM) The More the Merrier (1943/1h 44m/Comedy/George Stevens)

(4:15PM) Light in the Piazza (1962/1h 41m/Romance/Guy Green)

(6:15PM) My Favorite Year (1982/1h 32m/Comedy/Richard Benjamin)

(8:00PM) How Green Was My Valley (1941/1h 58m/Drama/John Ford)

(10:15PM) The Corn Is Green (1945/1h 54m/Drama/Irving Rapper)

Mon 03

(12:30AM) The Three Musketeers (1921/1h 50m/Adventure/Fred Niblo)

(2:45AM) My Journey Through French Cinema (2016/3h 15m/Documentary/Bertrand Tavernier)

(6:30AM) Letter from Siberia (

1950: PG: Bob Cousy: 16 Points 7 Reb

1954: PF: Bob Pettit: 17 Points

1955: PF: Maurice Stokes: 32 Points 20 Reb 8 Ast

1956: C: Bill Russell: 6 Points 16 Reb 1 Ast

1957: SG: Sam Jones: 0 Points 1 Reb

1958: SG: Hal Greer: 2 Points

1958: SF: Elgin Baylor: 25 Points 13 Reb 6 Ast

1958: PG: Guy Rodgers: 24 Points 4 Reb 9 Ast

1959: C: Wilt Chamberlain: 43 Points 28 Reb 1 Ast

1960: PG: Jerry West: 20 Points 2 Reb 5 Ast

1960: PG: Oscar Robertson: 21 Points 12 Reb 10 Ast

1960: PG: Lenny Wilkens: 8 Points

1961: C: Walt Bellamy: 29 Points 17 Reb

1962: PF: Dave DeBusschere: 16 Points

1962: SF: John Havlicek: 6 Points 4 Ast

1963: C: Jerry Lucas: 23 Points 17 Reb 1 Ast

1963: C: Nate Thurmond: 6 Points 1 Reb

1964: C: Willis Reed: 15 Points 11 Reb

1965: SF: Rick Barry: 17 Points 10 Reb 3 Ast

1965: SG: Gail Goodrich: 0 Points 1 Ast

1966: SG: Lou Hudson: 0 Points 1 Reb

1965: SF: Billy Cunningham: 14 Points 5 Reb 1 Ast

1966: PG: Dave Bing: 0 Points

1967: PG: Walt Frazier: 2 Points 8 Reb 7 Ast

1968: C: Wes Unseld: 8 Points 22 Reb 3 Ast

1968: PF: Elvin Hayes: 25 Points 12 Reb

1969: SF: Connie Hawkins: 16 Points 12 Reb 7 Ast

1969: C: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: 29 Points 12 Reb 6 Ast

1970: PG: Calvin Murphy: 17 Points 2 Reb 1 Ast

1970: PF: Rudy Tomjanovich: 4 Points 3 Reb

1970: C: Dave Cowens: 16 Points 17 Reb 1 Ast

1970: PG: Nate Tiny Archibald: 17 Points 1 Reb 7 Ast

1970: C: Bob Lanier: 22 Points 6 Reb 1 Ast

1970: SG: Pete Maravich: 7 Points 3 Reb 4 Ast

1971: PF: Spencer Haywood: 14 Points 9 Reb 3 Ast

1972: C: Bob McAdoo: 20 Points 10 Reb 4 Ast

***Steals and Blocks since 1974***

1974: C: Bill Walton: 18 Points 24 Reb 5 Ast 2 Stl 4 Blk

1976: SF: Adrian Dantley: 15 Points 19 Reb 1 Ast 3 Blk

1976: C: Moses Malone: 0 Points 1 Reb

1976: SF: Alex English: 4 Points 6 Reb 2 Ast 1 Stl

1976: SG: David Thompson: 19 Points 4 Reb 1 Ast 2 Stl 1 Blk

1976: PF: Bobby Jones: 17 Points 6 Reb 5 Ast 2 Stl 2 Blk

1976: C: Dan Issel: 30 Points 9 Reb 1 Ast

1976: SF: George Gervin: 19 Points 6 Reb 2 Ast 3 Stl

1976: SF: Julius Erving: 17 Points 6 Reb 2 Blk

1976: C: Artis Gilmore: 21 Points 18 Reb 1 Ast 2 Blk

1976: C: Robert Parish: 3 Points 4 Reb

1977: SG: Walter Davis: 20 Points 6 Reb 2 Ast 5 Stl

1977: SF: Marques Johnson: 21 Points 12 Reb 2 Ast 2 Stl 2 Blk

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G

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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G

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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace

Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo

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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G

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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G

Active: Nate Darling

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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G

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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G

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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Wil Jones

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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY

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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR

Honorable Mention: Larry Smith

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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G

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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram

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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ

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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G

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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP

Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr

Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji

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Pilot on me!!

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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

When I got home, they were still there.

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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11201. US: A Narrative History Volume 1: To 1877, 8th Edition: James West Davidson

11202. Starting Out with Python, 5th Edition: Tony Gaddis

11203. Sanders' Paramedic Textbook Includes Navigate 2 Essentials Access, 5th Edition: Mick J. Sanders & AAOS & Kim McKenna

11204. Sanders' Paramedic Student Workbook, 5th Edition: Mick J. Sanders & American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons (AAOS)

11205. Philosophical, Ideological, and Theoretical Perspectives on Education, 2nd Edition: Gerald L. Gutek

11206. Metaphysics, Meaning, and Modality: Themes from Kit Fine: Mircea Dumitru

11207. Learning Theories: An Educational Perspective, 8th Edition: Dale Schunk

11208. Investments, 9th Canadian Edition: Zvi Bodie & Alex Kane & Alan Marcus & Lorne Switzer

11209. Intelligence Analysis: A Target-Centric Approach, 6th Edition: Robert M. Clark

11210. HR3 with CourseMate, 1 term, 3rd Edition: Angelo DeNisi & Ricky Griffin

11211. Horngren's Accounting, Volume 2, 11th Canadian Edition: Tracie Miller-Nobles & Brenda Mattison & Ella Mae Matsumura

11212. Fundamentals of Business Organizations for Paralegals, 6th Edition: Deborah E. Bouchoux

11213. Financial Accounting, 15th Edition: Carl S. Warren & James M. Reeve & Jonathan Duchac

11214. Contemporary Business, 18th Edition: Louis E. Boone & David L. Kurtz & Susan Berston

11215. Auditing: Assurance and Risk, 4th Edition: W. Robert Knechel & Steven E. Salterio

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11217. CCNA 200-301 Official Cert Guide, Volume 1, 1st Edition: Odom Wendell

11218. CCNA 200-301 Official Cert Guide, Volume 2, 1st Edition: Odom Wendell

11219. The New One Minute Manager, 1st Edition: Ken Blanchard & Spencer Johnson

11220. Mosby's Guide to Nursing Diagnosis, 6th Edition: Gail B. Ladwig & Betty J. Ackley & Mary Beth Makic

11221. Your Research Project: Designing, Planning, and Getting Started, 4th Edit

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

The numbers in brackets are the seasons they competed in. Feel free to copy and paste this into a list randomizer or something.

• Aaron Meredith [39]
• Aaron Reisberger [15]
• Abi-Maria Gomes [25/31]
• Ace Gordon [17]
• Adam Gentry [13]
• Adam Klein [33/40]
• Alan Ball [35]
• Albert Destrade [23]
• Alec Christy [29]
• Alec Merlino [37]
• Alecia Holden [32]
• Alex Angarita [14]
• Alex Bell [6]
• Alexandria Elliott [35]
• Alexis Jones [16]
• Alexis Maxwell [28]
• Alicia Calaway [2/8]
• Alicia Rosa [24]
• Alina Wilson [21]
• Alison Raybould [38]
• Allie Pohevitz [26]
• Amanda Kimmel [15/16/20]
• Amber Brkich/Amber Mariano [2/8/40]
• Ami Cusack [9/16]
• Amy O’Hara [11]
• Andrea Boehlke [22/26/34]
• Andrew Savage [7/31]
• Angela Perkins [36]
• Angelina Keeley [37]
• Angie Jakusz [10]
• Angie Layton [25]
• Anna Khait [32]
• Anthony Robinson [14]
• Aras Baskauskas [12/27]
• Artis Silvester [25]
• Ashlee Ashby [10]
• Ashley Massaro [15]
• Ashley Nolan [35]
• Ashley Trainer [19]
• Ashley Underwood [22]
• Aubry Bracco [32/34/38]
• Aurora McCreary [38]
• Austin Carty [12]
• Baylor Wilson [29]
• BB Andersen [1]
• Becky Lee [13]
• Ben Browning [19]
• Ben Driebergen [35/40]
• Ben Henry [21]
• Betsy Bolan [19]
• Bi Nguyen [37]
• Bill Posley [22]
• Billy Garcia [13]
• Blake Towsley [11]
• Bob Crowley [17]
• Bobby Jon Drinkard [10/11]
• Bobby Mason [12]
• Boo Bernis [14]
• Brad Culpepper [27/34]
• Brad Reese [41]
• Brad Virata [13]
• Bradley Kleihege [36]
• Brandon Bellinger [11]
• Brandon Hantz [23/26]
• Brandon Quinton [3]
• Brandy Finta [9]
• Brenda Lowe [21/26]
• Brendan Shapiro [36]
• Brendan Synnott [18]
• Bret LaBelle [33]
• Brett Clouser [19]
• Brian Corridan [11]
• Brian Heidik [5]
• Brianna Varela [11]
• Brice Johnston [28]
• Brook Geraghty [9]
• Brooke Struck [11]
• Bruce Kanegai [12]
• Bubba Sampson [9]
• Burton Roberts [7]
• Butch Lockley [6]
• Caleb Bankston [27]
• Caleb Reynolds [32/34]
• Candace Smith [18]
• Candice Woodcock/Candice Cody [13/20/27]
• Cao Boi Bui [13]
• Carl Bilancione [3]
• Carl Boudreaux [37]
• Carolina Eastwood [18]
• Carolyn Rivera [30]
• Carter Williams [25]
• Caryn Groedel [10]
• Cassandra Franklin [14]
• Cecilia Mansilla [13]
• Chad Crittenden [9]
• Charlie Herschel [17]
• Chase Rice [21]
• Chelsea Meissner [24]
• Chelsea Townsend [36]