Peanut M&m Puns

I'm starting a new line of nut-free peanut butter.

It's called "I can't believe it's nut butter"

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/invisible_being

📅︎ Dec 29 2019

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I'm so proud of my son, for bringing bread and a jar of peanut butter to the truck show.

After all, this is MONSTER JAM!

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Naitraen

📅︎ Jan 31 2020

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I'm going to start a photo essay entitled "Images Of A Jar Of Peanut Butter In Unusual Locations"

I'll even submit it to National Geographic, they'll give me a full-page spread.

bonus peanut butter

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/teuast

📅︎ Oct 30 2018

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Cannibalism.

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 09 2018

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