I was walking down the street in Heaven, and I saw a guy selling smoothies made of love, joy, and peace

He said they were fruit smoothies.

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👤︎ u/Natch42
📅︎ Feb 24 2016
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Honk

If you love peace and quiet.

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at my fathers funeral...

brother: "dad looks good, resting peacefully.

Me: "yea, hes dead tired"

Dad would have approved, RIP dad we will always love you and your humor.

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👤︎ u/stlnthngs
📅︎ Jul 20 2016
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