I dropped my PB&J sandwich on the street the other day.

T'was a traffic jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punchedbyafalcon
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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It took me 2 hours to make a PB&J sandwich.

They keep saying, SLOW THE SPREAD!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_WES_ome
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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My wife made me a Pb & J sandwich...

I think she's trying to poison me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sentibite
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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What did the PB&J addict call his sandwiches?

My jammy vice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeductiveMango
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I asked my gf to make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

She responds, "it would be difficult to make you a pb&j because you are too big. You would be large peanut butter and jelly sandwich."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Achillez34
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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My dad the magician...

Growing up I ate a lot of sandwiches. Without fail, every time I asked my father to make one for me this was the exchange...

Me: "Dad, can you make me a sandwich"?

Dad: "POOF! You're a sandwich."

It was maddening, especially when I was jonesing for a PB&J.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CTV49
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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A chemist’s daughter asked for lunch

One Pb and J sandwich later and she was hospitalized for lead poisoning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JS0D
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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