Pawsitive Puns

A list of puns related to "Pawsitive"

2 cats in New York test pawsitive for Coronavirus

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👤︎ u/Neversaynever12345
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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Pawsitively wonderful
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👤︎ u/gabsofgush620
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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What do you call a cat that's always in a good mood ?

Pawsitive

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👤︎ u/skyhighjams
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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Why did the cat cross the road?

He found a purrfect deal on a furclosure, and was ready to become a homeowner.

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👤︎ u/PapaCheddar
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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Are cations sneakier than regular ions?

I’m pawsitive they are. Better keep anion them.

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👤︎ u/dipodomys_man
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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Is this shirt a visual pun?
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👤︎ u/WafflesinWinterfell
📅︎ Oct 05 2017
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Why are dogs always so happy?

They are very Pawsitive.

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👤︎ u/Scoob1978
📅︎ May 11 2018
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My cat just got diagnosed with feline aids

He's HIV pawsitive

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👤︎ u/ShortTemperedGeek
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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What's another name for a lucky rabbit's foot?

A good hare cut.

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👤︎ u/xamaryllix
📅︎ Apr 05 2017
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What do you get if you buy your dog a higher quality dog food?

A pawsitive feedbark

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👤︎ u/wowdoge69
📅︎ Oct 06 2017
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Why did the dog go to the bank?

He needed to make a dePAWsit.

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👤︎ u/AbysmalVixen
📅︎ May 23 2017
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