Paw Patrol Puns

A list of puns related to "Paw Patrol"

I told my kid we were gonna watch Paw Patrol, but instead I just showed him footage of K9 units training.

Guess that makes me a papa troll.

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👤︎ u/BubbaOtis
📅︎ Mar 01 2021
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Who is Meghan Trainor’s favorite Paw Patrol Pup?

She is all about that Chase, bout that Chase, no Rubble

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👤︎ u/dwssoccer
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.

I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."

She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.

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👤︎ u/trich101
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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Nickolodean are doing an underwater version of paw patrol starting crabs

It's called Claw Patrol.

I managed to get a groan and an eye roll from the wife for that one

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👤︎ u/Xoke
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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Paw Patrol sounds too much like papa troll for it not to be a dad joke
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👤︎ u/PLUMBUM2
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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My kids love the show paw patrol

Anytime the song comes on, I ask them were all the trolls are. I never see any trolls, which is strange considering the show is about their papa.

They are only 3, 5, and 7, but that joke is always good to make them laugh. "No daddy, you don't understand...."

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👤︎ u/Suuperdad
📅︎ Mar 27 2014
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Who do you call if you see a dog brawl?

The paw patrol

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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